[Wuxia Crossover] A Guide to Highly Unusual Office Hours

This is a report left on the desk of the chief of Golden Wind Drizzle Tower, titled "Xie Huailing's Annual Report": Welcome, Chief, to my annual review! Today marks my first full year working at Golden Wind Drizzle Tower. Personally, I don't think there's much to write about, but since you told me to write one, here it is. Remember to count it as overtime. Over the past year, I've experienced many unforgettable things at Golden Wind Drizzle Tower. I started by falling from the sky and landing in the Heavenly Spring Pool, surpassing one hundred percent of my colleagues and claiming first place on the tower's fashion rankings. I'll keep up the good work in the new year. This year, I received 365 days' worth of pay, and worked 65 of them, for a work rate of one-sixth. Over those 65 days, I repeatedly took down our rivals, including the Half-Sixth Hall, the Desert Witch, and the Low-Headed Divine Dragon, racking up over thirty stabs in all. That's the best performance in the history of Golden Wind Drizzle Tower. My best damage sponge was the last one. He really was quite smitten with me, wasn't he? The comments I heard most often at work were: lazy, hard to understand, a waste of a pretty face, so clever it's almost demonic, and underhanded. I'll take all of the above as compliments. In the early hours of the seventh day of the twelfth month, I was still up stealing your late-night snacks. On the evening of the fifteenth day of the first month, I flung my unfinished report at you. In early April, you traveled thousands of miles to fish me out of trouble. You put up with all of it, and our relationship has progressed by leaps and bounds. That's wonderful. In summary, my keywords for the year are: slacking off, your greatest hidden threat, and number one at taking people by surprise. Next year, I'd like to keep doing what I'm doing: not showing up for work, not lifting a finger, and getting a raise. That's my annual report. Please leave my overtime pay on my desk the day after tomorrow, because I won't be in tomorrow. [Warning: A universally adored female lead. She's a strategist, with multiple male love interests, though the main story leans toward Chief Su. Each romance route also has its own separate bonus story.] [The heroine is exactly as her one-line description suggests: she can't help deceiving men about everything.] [The first few chapters may seem like false advertising, but in fact, they're just conning Chief Su (). The story soon becomes exactly what the blurb promises.] [The heroine is a stunning beauty with a touch of madness. She does have a golden finger, but it's not very powerful. If anything here isn't to your taste, please click the top-left corner. Many thanks.] - "Coming Soon" [Wuxia Crossover] A Girl Who Dreams of Becoming an Idol . In the tenth year after she transmigrated, Lu Ningzhen found a Jianghu Pop System. The System came barreling in, shouting things like, "Number one girl in the world!" "My Host can beat the whole world!" and "All-round ace and visual, with no rivals, only successors!" To support herself and her childhood friend, who shared her surname, she decided to get herself together, train for a few years, and make her debut. However, her understanding of what an idol was remained far too narrow. When she saw her first mission, "Choose a suitable agency for your debut: join the Netherworld Palace Master's sect, and get Junior Brother Flying Sword Guest for free," she sensed something was off. When she saw that her debut concept was "A real idol must make a name across the four seas," she started to regret it. But by then, it was too late. [A little skit follows:] Some night later Lu Ningzhen: I'm here to file a complaint. You'd better feel sorry for me. Don't laugh. System: Go ahead. This is a very serious matter, and I've had professional training. I generally don't laugh easily. Lu Ningzhen: I want to complain about why my debut teaser ended up at the Thief Who Leaves Fragrance. Won't I get criticized for stealing the same thing as a senior? System: But spending a romantic night with the Thief Who Leaves Fragrance sounds like it'd get a lot of buzz, doesn't it? Lu Ningzhen: That kind of night isn't that kind of night! System: There's no obligation not to ride the hype! . Lu Ningzhen: What about my debut album? Can you explain why the setting is an execution ground in Bianjing? Am I fighting the Six Fan Gate and the Divine Constabulary? Am I supposed to be an outlaw? System: Even infamous attention is attention. Just look at the streaming numbers. You'll be able to jump straight to number one on the Great Song's trending list. Lu Ningzhen: And what exactly will I be famous for, the wanted posters? It's not just the trending list that'll be dropping in from nowhere. My head will be dropping too! . System: Since you've asked me so many questions, let me ask you something. What do you think about the way you and Four Eyebrows played up your chemistry at the Golden Roc Dynasty signing event? And what about the rumors from the Ghost Villa and the Desert Witch incident last time... Lu Ningzhen: (guilty) (whistles) System: All right, all right. We're even, so let's drop it. Don't be mad. How about I arrange a tour for you next time? I'll make sure you go to the best places. Lu Ningzhen: Really? Can I trust you? System: Guaranteed! Lu Ningzhen: Then I'll trust you one more time. I'm off. . Much later, one day Lu Ningzhen: Is this "best place" the imperial palace? Why do I have to fight to the death atop the Forbidden City?! #This story includes Four Eyebrows, Fragrance-Stealing by Treading the Moon, the Four Great Constables, Little Li's Flying Dagger, the Netherworld Palace Master, and more. The childhood friend comes first. They're more or less a pair of scheming geniuses (. #The heroine has Mary Sue energy and extraordinary martial arts talent. Beware. #The romance will probably go wherever the mood takes me, but the male lead will definitely be a rich young master (for the sake of the show). #Blurb archived on 2025.9.29 Theme: May the land be peaceful and the world at peace.