Young Master Gojo Thinks I'm Going to Confess

[Blurb]

Cult Leader Geto, who believed he had done nothing but evil, was still gently killed by his best friend. After finally opening his heart to his friend and saying goodbye at the Lost-Time Airport, and even secretly shedding a few little pearls, he closed his eyes. When he opened them again, he had arrived in another parallel world...

Here, there was no cursed energy and no cursed spirits, only monkeys!

Cult Leader Geto: "...Tch."

Just as the cult leader was about to lose his patience with this world full of monkey stink, a letter arrived from a great-grandfather he'd never met, inviting him to inherit a farm in ○ Valley and enjoy a new life.

Cult Leader Geto: A rural farm... There shouldn't be as many people (monkeys) there, right...

He packed his bags and set off without hesitation.

*

Meanwhile, in ○ Valley, young master Gojo had secluded himself there for some peace and quiet, unwilling to listen to the old oranges at home lecture him. Then he heard some explosive news from one of his family's spies...

The old oranges had secretly found out where he was and sent him a carefully prepared fiancee to force him to return and inherit the family business!

Young Master Gojo: "...Hah."

*

Later, when the two met in ○ Valley, they were both stunned...

Cult Leader Geto: Why is Gojo here?! Does he still have his memories too?!

Young Master Gojo: Fian...cee... A devious plot by those old oranges!!

A love war between two people completely out of sync was about to begin.

[Reading Guide]

1. A heavily altered version of the Stardew Valley setting, no-cursed-energy AU.

2. One has memories vs. one has no memories (Gojo should recover his memories later, too).

3. Chasing-your-spouse-to-the-crematorium trope (?)

4. The strongest refers to the strongest idiot in love (probably).

5. Fan work. Apologies in advance if anyone is OOC.

6. A sudden idea that came to me while writing another story. Just recording it for now XD (saved on March 10, 2025)

Theme: Love can overcome all obstacles.