Gloomy, snarky, tall and muscular shou x naturally airheaded, sweet-faced-but-dark-hearted, genuinely obsessive gong
Wu Zhiyun discovered that he was the sarcastic narrator of a hot-blooded cultivation comic for young boys.
And his cheerful, silly second junior brother was the actual protagonist.
He would appear uncontrollably wherever the protagonist was and start narrating, including but not limited to the bed, the table, the spirit spring, and even the scene where the protagonist and the junior sister heroine practiced swordplay side by side.
No matter how unreasonable his appearance was, everyone automatically ignored him.
He loved this life because he was the final boss of the comic.
He planned to imprison his master, seize all his junior brothers' cultivation, arrogantly snatch the secrets of heaven, lead the demon army, and claim the heavens!
But all he had to do was make his snarky commentary on time every day to lower his villain score.
Once his villain score dropped, even if he shouted, "I'm the culprit!" right in front of everyone, nobody would pay him any attention.
Until he climbed to the peak of the cultivation world on the backs of the protagonist's group.
Then, on the throne of the immortal leader, a junior brother who had appeared from who-knows-where took him from behind.
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Qi Lanzhao discovered that everyone around him was a cheerful, sunny, handsome man or beautiful woman, except for one person:
His senior brother, who mysteriously appeared and vanished around them every day.
When he slept, his senior brother stood right on his bed and prattled on. When he went into a secret realm, his senior brother appeared on top of a monster beast and prattled on. When he bathed, his senior brother clung to the door and prattled on...
The endless chatter consisted of complaints about everything he did.
Including, but not limited to: He wore red today but paired it with a green hat; he hadn't scrubbed his ankles when he bathed yesterday; his pinky accidentally stuck out like a delicate orchid when he practiced swordsmanship.
Even the fact that he liked sucking his thumb in his sleep had to be repeated ten times.
Doesn't something seem off about this?
Why does everyone seem completely blind?
Until he discovered that, in other people's eyes, his senior brother was actually a cute stick figure with beady eyes.
Qi Lanzhao: "So weird. Let me look one billion more times."
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