[The next novel is After the Mad Tyrant Hears My Inner Thoughts, a comedy with the complete manuscript already finished. The blurb is at the end. Please add it to your favorites!]
Sharp-tongued, prickly, and proud bottom x fake-vegetative-state, secretly cunning and clingy top
Lin Xunye is an Omega with freedom etched into his bones. He has just escaped a family that treated him like merchandise and is ready to start a new life when his family bundles him off to marry a vegetative Alpha as a good-luck charm.
He blows up on the spot: "No job, happy to live off my parents, don't like marriage, and can't have kids!"
What a joke! There's no way he's letting anyone trap him in a marriage!
But when Lin Xunye finally meets the Alpha, he starts to waver.
The Alpha who should be unconscious in a hospital bed is dressed in finery and devastatingly handsome. His clear eyes seem to hold a thousand stars. He doesn't look sick in the slightest!
The Alpha suppresses the desolation and joy at having found what he lost in his eyes, then calmly takes out an agreement. His voice is low and enticing: "Marry me, and I'll give you everything you want."
Lin Xunye: ...Having someone to fall back on doesn't sound so bad?
A cold husband pretending to be in a vegetative state? He's just a useful tool! It's a deal with no downside!
After the wedding, Lin Xunye lives like he's in paradise.
His husband, bound by their agreement, never goes against his decisions. He can do whatever he wants. Long live freedom!
He sleeps until he wakes naturally every day, and when his heat comes, an Alpha is there to soothe him. He never has to worry about running out of suppressants.
He can use all the Gu family's resources and even get back at his parents for favoring Alphas over Omegas. It's the perfect start to a wish-fulfillment life!
After catching up on gossip with a childhood friend, Lin Xunye is asked, puzzled: "Are you sure you're in a contract marriage, not in love with each other?"
Lin Xunye: ?
That's hilarious. I'm a lifelong bachelor.
Wait... If a lifelong bachelor gets married, is he still a lifelong bachelor?
Gu Pei is a fearsome king of the business world. No one knows that his frantic matchmaking and search for someone to marry as a good-luck charm is really an attempt to find his beloved from a past life.
At last, he meets Lin Xunye.
One glance is all it takes for him to know that Lin Xunye is the person fate chose for him.
When the brother who knows him inside and out sees him get married, he asks in shock: "Don't tell me you've actually fallen for that Omega who's even fiercer than an Alpha?"
Gu Pei remains composed and drains his glass. "He's just an Omega. I know what I'm doing."
His brother: "What a faker."
Not long afterward, Gu Pei makes a grand announcement: "My adorable little cat."
He attaches a photo of Lin Xunye sulking with his back turned.
His disbelieving brother calls to demand an explanation. Gu Pei replies coldly: "I have my own pace. You wouldn't understand."
After hanging up, Gu Pei kneels at Lin Xunye's feet, resting his hands on his knees as he softly coaxes the beloved he had only just managed to win back: "It's all my fault. I'll be gentler next time."
Lin Xunye isn't buying it. Arms crossed, he looks at the Alpha who's one way on the surface and another behind closed doors.
Lin Xunye has recently noticed something strange.
His Alpha seems to be looking at someone else whenever he looks at him.
For example, he looks at Lin Xunye as if he's a priceless treasure he lost and found again. When caught, he regains his composure and casually asks, "What do you want to eat? I'll make it."
Lin Xunye looks at the six dishes and a soup on the table: ...
He also whispers a stranger's name in Lin Xunye's ear while he's asleep.
And even the pheromones he never lets anyone else smell seem to be meant for that person, right down to when he talks in his sleep.
Just as Lin Xunye starts thinking he's been mistaken for a substitute and plans to beat Gu Pei up to vent his anger, Gu Pei's pheromones leak during his sensitive period. The intense impact leaves Lin Xunye dizzy, and the memories he had forgotten suddenly become clear.
So he was the one who'd been the "white moonlight" all along.
Short scene
Lin Xunye is in heat and uses the last of his willpower to find a suppressant.
But as soon as he injects it, his glands start throbbing with pain, and an unbearable shame surges through him even more fiercely.
He looks down and sees that he injected an aphrodisiac.
Just then, Gu Pei walks in, casually playing with the real suppressant in his hand. "You have two choices."
"One: I'll get you the suppressant."
"Two: I'll take care of you myself."
Coming soon: The Sickly Cannon Fodder Transmigrates into a Book and Wins Over the Mad Emperor!
Ning Ranyang transmigrates into a book, becoming a sickly cannon-fodder character in a melodramatic novel about a madman, and gets bound to a System.
Good news: The original owner is a famously aloof beauty, known throughout the surrounding villages, so getting close to the protagonist will be easy.
Bad news: The System's full name is the Make Straight Men Gay System, and its golden finger is automatically teleporting him into the protagonist's bed.
And he's a straight man.
The System's first mission: Use your beauty to stop the protagonist from killing himself.
Ning Ranyang looks at his thin arms and legs. He could fracture every bone in his body just by taking one extra step. Are you sure you want me to run there?
The System crackles, and the protagonist's extraordinarily handsome face flashes past.
Ning Ranyang's heart flutters, and his straight-man resolve begins to crumble.
The next second, he falls onto the imperial bed.
Yin Chiyu is a mad emperor who killed his father and brothers.
A devil feared by ministers and commoners alike.
Rumors circulate through the capital that he once slaughtered an enemy army all by himself.
Yet on the very first day Ning Ranyang arrives, he drives the emperor mad with his inner thoughts.
Yin Chiyu, completely naked in the hot spring, is about to drown himself when Ning Ranyang suddenly appears out of nowhere. He looks up at the emperor with a fair, sweet face and an ingratiating smile, while clinging tightly to his abs.
"Your Majesty, I've come to protect you."
But in his mind: [It's totally normal for a straight guy to feel up some abs, right?]
Yin Chiyu gazes at the moon in the middle of the night, determined to die and convinced he has no interest in men.
Ning Ranyang falls from the sky and crashes a huge hole in the bedroom ceiling. "Your Majesty, here I come~"
[Ahahaha! Bet you didn't expect this, little emperor! Your man can go anywhere!]
Yin Chiyu's steadfast heart wavers fiercely when he sees Ning Ranyang with his clothes half undone, wet hair, and red lips.
His intensely possessive gaze travels over Ning Ranyang's entire body. Ignoring the deranged inner monologue, he finds himself thinking that Ning Ranyang is quite the beauty.
The straight emperor is dead.
Being able to hear Ning Ranyang's thoughts isn't entirely a bad thing.
Late at night, in the bedroom, behind red candles and gauze curtains.
Ning Ranyang weeps and begs, wiping away his tears. "Your Majesty, please..."
[Waaah, it feels so good, but it feels so awful. But it really feels so good. More, more...]
Yin Chiyu curls his lip and pries open his tightly closed legs.
"Why say one thing and mean another?"
"Don't you like it so much in your heart?"
Theme: Grow stronger through adversity.
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! [Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head]
"Lin Xunye's fair little face became darker and darker as Gu Pei's narration continued. He endured it, gritted his teeth and asked, "Why don't you punch me awake?" "Catch a big bug for the author~ Kiss baby 🐰 🐰
Ano is so pitiful!! 😭 😭 Lin Xunye, you should be happy a long time ago. They don't love you, I love you😘!!
Why does Gu Pei cry so much!! The crybaby is looking at Pei one by one! 😏😏😏😚😚😚 But the capital letters are great 💪 💪 💪
The author writes so well that it made me feel like I was on a roller coaster.
Just like this chapter, it will take a long time [Purple Sugar]kswl
The apology made my face look like a thank you
🥺 The young couple finally reunited
🤩 Will the family of three be reunited?
Hahaha? [Covering face, laughing and crying] Ye: I really don't like it! It's not that I don't like it.