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Jin Bi is a poor little thing who was dumped at an orphanage before he was even one year old. He has no home and no money, and spends every day working shifts at all sorts of little restaurants.
He ought to hate this kind of life, but he actually loves how busy and fulfilling it feels.
One day, while skewering meat at a barbecue shop, Jin Bi struck it rich. Only, this windfall seems a little gross.
Can someone tell me if it's normal to print a chibi caricature of my big head on a cup?!
*
“Abnormal” Guan You loves putting on an act. He puts on an act whether there's a reason or not. He's rich, so most people smile to his face, but behind his back they all call him a poser.
Jin Bi just wants to grab his bonus and leave, but the other guy knocks his bank card away and forces him to listen to a ridiculous pickup line.
Guan You: “I'm rich. Would you consider being my boyfriend?”
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One day, Jin Bi hears Guan You confessing again. Everyone thinks he'll definitely say yes, but instead they see their boss leaning in to get hit in the face.
Just as the onlookers are about to break up the fight, they see their usually arrogant boss drooping his eyes and whining, “You hit me. Does that mean you're my wife now?”
Everyone: “...”
The boss is a hopeless romantic. There's no saving him.
Before they can finish freaking out, they hear, “I like money.”
He's obsessed with money. Sentence him to death.
*
When his advances are rejected, Jin Bi decides to run away.
Late at night, after working all night, Jin Bi is caught downstairs. Guan You looks as pitiful as a big dog waiting to be petted, draping himself over Jin Bi's shoulder and throwing away his dignity to beg for a proper title.
Jin Bi, whose heart and eyes are full of nothing but money, is moved. “We can be friends first.”
Guan You: “You said you wanted to be my boyfriend?”
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The person in front of him looks so aggrieved that Jin Bi has no choice but to give a noncommittal yes, granting him a trial period.
But Guan You immediately takes an inch and wants a mile. “Then you'll be my husband from now on.”
Fake B-King, actually a love-struck guy who wins himself over × sunny, cheerful, adorably oblivious uke
Theme: Hard work brings success
Come on! I feel better and better, don't be sad 💪 💪
Do you want it to be so funny when a young couple gets along? It depends on how smart you are 😏
We are gathered here today to celebrate the money-loving little Jinbao who won the first prize!
Brother Boss, my wife is making you coffee. You can't pretend like this in front of your wife.
Guan You, if you pretend like this, you will lose your wife. Hurry up and use the red tickets to coax your wife!