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Upcoming: Taming the Mad Dog Scum Top

After Provoking the Black-Hearted Big Shot

Pei Jiming was famous for his explosive temper. His words were seventy percent poison, and he insulted everyone equally. Somehow, he transmigrated into the melodramatic novel Who Loves Whom Again, a story about a scum top and a vicious bottom, and became one of the other men who slept with the protagonist bottom.

Pei Jiming: "..." Damn it. How can anyone put up with this?!

When Pei Jiming arrived, the protagonist bottom was drunk out of his mind and being seduced by the protagonist top.

Fuming with rage, he said, "A smiling snake will never learn to treat people sincerely."

The protagonist bottom giggled and winked at him.

Pei Jiming: "?" Uh, is this right?

Later, Pei Jiming heard that the protagonist bottom had gotten together with the protagonist top, then promptly broken up with him. The protagonist bottom got drunk out of his mind again.

This time, Pei Jiming was indignant.

"Self-righteous kindness is no better than rotten leaves!"

But the protagonist bottom actually clung to him and wouldn't let go!

The protagonist bottom pinned Pei Jiming to the bed.

Just then, the protagonist top walked in and witnessed the whole thing. He went completely mad. "Didn't you claim to know me so well? You knew all about my ulterior motives and schemes, so how did you not know that I was into you?"

Pei Jiming: "???"

Pei Jiming really wanted to run away, but he couldn't~

Gradually, he realized that the love rivalry had come right to his doorstep.

A green-tea side character threw himself into his arms. "Big brother, your voice is so sexy when you insult people~"

A gloomy side character pressed up against him. "My wife just insulted me. That felt amazing!"

Most importantly, the protagonist top and bottom started fighting over him!

Had he really become the object of everyone's desire in a melodramatic novel?

When the universally adored Pei Jiming opened his eyes:

Whoa, so many tops!

Upcoming: Taming the Mad Dog Scum Top

Tang Moyuan was good-tempered and gentle, and never clung to his partners afterward. Yet in the eyes of the mad-dog scum top, he was a worthless bottom. The scum top toyed with him as if he were putty, leaving him with no self-respect. Everyone thought he was shamelessly ingratiating himself with anyone he met, just a fragile little thing in the scum top's palm.

The mad-dog scum top himself thought the same.

Tang Moyuan just laughed at that.

He knew exactly how to handle the mad-dog scum top. In his eyes, it was easy to keep the scum top on a leash.

One day, after sleeping with him, the mad-dog scum top grabbed his chin. "You shameless little slut, get the hell out of my sight."

Tang Moyuan's acting skills went into overdrive. He wiped at the tears he'd struggled to squeeze out, then knelt on the floor like a shameless little lapdog and drew out his words. "I'm sorry. I was wrong. I'm shameless. Please don't leave me~"

The mad-dog scum top stormed off.

Tang Moyuan transformed into a master of changing faces, rubbed his slightly rounded belly, and casually sent a message to the scum top's best friend: Big brother, want to hook up?

When the mad-dog scum top ran into his best friend accompanying Tang Moyuan to a prenatal checkup at the hospital, he went completely mad. At first, he thought Tang Moyuan was the shameless bottom everyone said he was. Only later did he realize that the shameless one had never been Tang Moyuan. It had always been him.

Content warnings: Not a 1v1 romance.

Lots of melodrama and love rivals. Don't read if that's not your thing.

The early chapters contain unpleasant material. It's recommended that you start with "Happy Breakup!"

The characters' values do not represent the author's. Do not conflate them with the author!

Theme: Once you've seen the clouds of Mount Wu, no other clouds will do.