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"Ling Baiyuan, I'm sorry, but your journey ends at 21st place."
And with that, every vocalist-position contestant on Starlight Idol was eliminated.
"Wake up! We're taking the official photos today!"
Ling Baiyuan woke from his dream. He'd had that dream again.
In that dream, he was the program's favored vocalist, the one viewers called a rigged pick.
His first-stage performance was absurdly overpromoted, and his was the first full stage released.
But the official reaction videos kept replaying clips that made it look like he was frowning and giving everyone attitude.
He wasn't the center for the theme song, yet his voice was used as the backing track throughout.
But in the five-star evaluation, he only got one shot, at the ending.
During the first public performance's group competition, the show's editing kept stirring up trouble. No matter who was performing during the mentors' evaluations, they cut to a shot of him looking cold.
In reality, he'd simply had a blank expression for a moment, and the same shot was replayed countless times.
For the second public performance's position evaluation, he was the sole center and vocalist on the vocal stage, while his teammates stood around doing nothing.
The actual lineup was five dancers and one rapper. Ling Baiyuan was the only one capable of handling the chorus.
For the third public performance, fans chose the songs. Fans of other contestants maliciously voted him onto the song with the lowest preview engagement, where he got just six seconds of rap as Rapper 3.
With the show's vocal editing, even dancers could become vocalists.
Everyone could sing, so why did he get so many lines?
"So what if he came from a big company? Would he be a vocalist if he hadn't?"
"Why does he have the most lines? Is he bullying his teammates?"
Everything Ling Baiyuan did was branded as the behavior of a rigged pick.
Online malice swallowed him whole in an instant.
On the day he left the filming base, fate gave him a chance to start over.
The missing first-stage performance, the blank camera shots, the unequal treatment.
This time, the production team acted in a completely different way.
And so he became:
The contestant almost everyone mentioned in their performance reviews as the best singer.
A rare contestant you could only see in person.
A miraculous contestant whose ranking was never high, yet who always placed in the top three in official event support.
Reader's Guide
This story is based on the survival-show format of the Produce 101 series.
There are no real-life counterparts.
Coming soon:
The Esports Scene's Bus "Boy"
A money-loving, everyone-falls-for-him bottom x a hard-mouthed ex-husband top
Everyone said Ling Che was a male slut who would do anything for money.
Ling Che neither confirmed nor denied it. People said you needed either money or achievements, but he didn't agree.
He wanted both money and achievements. What was wrong with that?
Team fans hated that he always left as soon as the team started to falter. Female esports fans hated that whenever he switched teams, he immediately found himself a new massage|stick.
But
who cared?
His new employer was very enthusiastic.
Only, while he was signing the contract, an old acquaintance stared at him as if he wanted to eat him alive. Nothing like the callow youth in his memory, the man had become a mature adult, intimidating even just sitting there.
He looked like Ling Che owed him a fortune.
Maybe the guy should thank him. He'd quit competing, gone home to inherit the family business, and become the team's big boss.
Ling Che pressed his tongue against his cheek. His legs felt a little weak.
The only problem was, this guy was persistent.
On his first day moving into the dorm, Ling Che had barely finished showering when the man pinned him to the bed.
"Couldn't wait, could you?"
The protagonist has an extreme number of insulting nicknames.
Both leads are sexually exclusive.
I'll add more if I think of anything later, ovo.
Coming soon 2: Did This Silly Beauty Get It Wrong, Looking for a Husband in a Boy Band?
[Controlling, jealous top donor top] x [A naturally clueless, pretty little fool bottom]
Bai Yuanyi was a happy little fool, but lately something had been bothering him.
Cheche-gege had told him to stop thinking about finding a husband all the time. Husbands were bad things who would hit him with a very thick stick.
But without a husband, he'd have to keep eating Cheche-gege's food and using Cheche-gege's things.
Cheche-gege had a hard time too.
He needed to find a job to support himself.
"Shocking! NED's pure little white flower is actually a wanton little tramp who can't live without a man!!!"
The attached image showed Bai Yuanyi's secret Weibo account. There was nothing else on it, just one daily post without fail: [Looking for a man.jpg]
Bai Yuanyi's first post to get ten thousand comments became a huge trending topic.
Top comment: Which nobody is this?
Second comment: A little white flower? That does sound pure.
Third comment: What a coincidence, today is post number 999. It's obvious no man wants him [laughing-crying.jpg]
Bai Yuanyi didn't understand why people were laughing at him. When he was little, everyone had said he was good-looking, and that he'd have an easier life if he found a man to support him.
He gripped his yellowed phone case, and tears as big as beans splashed at his toes.
He was so sad. He seemed to have become useless again.
But... this job didn't require any qualifications, and he could support himself with it...
He couldn't be a burden to anyone anymore.
Bai Yuanyi didn't quit.
To avoid getting his contract terminated and meet its requirements, he started livestreaming.
On the first day, more than ten thousand people flooded into his stream, bringing a deluge of malice.
It's okay! Bai Yuanyi forced himself not to cry. He couldn't cry! He was a man, and he had to support himself!
Xiao Zhongqing held his phone and watched the person the company had recently designated as its favored rigged pick, his assigned fan-service partner.
The beautiful face that seemed unreal in his memory now had eyes as big as a ghost's, a nose reduced to a line, and a face shaped like a cone.
He sat awkwardly in front of the camera, looking as if he might cry at any moment, his gaze vacant.
Tch. So ugly.
Still, Tian Luyi had sold his dignity to ask Xiao Zhongqing to look after the kid.
With a light tap of his finger, a screen full of gift effects drowned out all the comments.
The little streamer on the screen stared blankly.
Xiao Zhongqing casually tapped a few more times. One gift after another swept away all the filthy comments, leaving only a sea of "Big spender!"
"Thank you, gege, for the gift. Thank you, thank you for your gift." Bai Yuanyi finally found something he could read, looking pitiful as he grasped at it like a lifeline and repeated his thanks.
zq: [Turn off the beauty filter. It's ugly.]
Bai Yuanyi focused all his attention on finding the button to turn off the beauty filter, as the gege who'd sent the gifts had told him. He didn't notice his face getting closer and closer to the screen, and his over-filtered face in the camera drew another wave of disgusted comments.
After fumbling around for ages, he finally found the button.
"Ah, is this it? I found it!"
His eyes lit up as he smiled and clicked the mouse.
[!]
At his first live performance, he stood at the edge of the formation and sang only two "Mm"s, yet his fancam racked up a million views.
At a group variety show, he spaced out. Fans of every member read all kinds of hidden meaning into it, and in the end, his cuteness won him a horde of adoring fan moms.
He tripped on the red carpet, and a huge crowd argued over whether he had fallen on purpose for the cameras. Then one stunning media photo went viral and brought him to everyone's attention.
Wherever he went, the trending topics followed.
One teammate after another shared flirty moments with Bai Yuanyi, and a huge crowd of CP fans sprang up online.
Xiao Zhongqing held his phone.
Bai Yuanyi and his gentle teammate shared the stage.
"Too close."
Bai Yuanyi was lifted one-handed by his muscular teammate.
"Two idiots."
Bai Yuanyi played the pass-the-paper game with his fox-spirit teammate, passing it mouth to mouth.
"..."
His finger shattered the screen.
That night's livestream: zq, the top donor, furiously exposed his fellow group members' "dirt."
The members he exposed were all recent fan-service partners of Bai Yuanyi.
"I don't think they're like that."
Xiao Zhongqing was furious and slammed the livestream shut.
They'd been each other's fan-service partners from the start, yet he was defending someone else!
Three minutes later, he opened the livestream again and started showering it with gifts.
These little brats thought they could steal the top donor spot in the stream just because he wasn't around?!
! Important notice: The bottom has low intelligence and spent a long time under controlling conditions. He is poorly socialized, has many rigid beliefs, and has attention difficulties, but he will gradually change later on.
Coming soon 2: The Fire Sprite's Forest Farm
Don't throw away the husband you fished out of the river. Hang him over a fire and roast him, and he'll turn into an adorable little dragon you can pet, hug, and kiss!
Lin Shengyan transmigrated with twenty years of memories from Earth into a pitch-black place.
Exhaustion soon sent him into a deep sleep.
When he woke up, he found himself lying naked in a forest.
!!!
Fortunately, there was water and there were trees nearby. When he was thirsty, he drank from the stream; when he was hungry, he ate leaves. It wasn't impossible to survive.
Except it was!!!
A one-eyed black wolf, covered in rotting wounds, opened its mouth to swallow the tiny sprite whole.
Lin Shengyan desperately covered his eyes.
"The youngling's emotional state has reached an extreme danger level. Forcibly activating the Youngling Care System!"
Flames burst into the tiny sprite's hands. A brilliant explosion of fire turned the black wolf into fireworks in the sky.
From then on, he had a System that complained every day about being out of energy.
The System occasionally assigned farming quests to gather magical plants.
As the System leveled up, Lin Shengyan finally learned what he was.
An extremely rare fire sprite with healing flames!
Warm flames burned gently, and the crops on the farm flourished.
The System's level rose step by step. New seeds, recipes, and skills unlocked!
One morning, Lin Shengyan found a wounded human by the stream. After fishing him out of the water with vines, Lin Shengyan tied him up with vines, hung him from a tree, and gathered a pile of dry branches to start a fire and heal his wounds.
He never expected that he'd doze off and find the person in the tree had turned into an adorable little dragon, looking at him with big, watery eyes.
Lin Shengyan gritted his teeth. He'd raise him!
The little thing was obedient and adorable, and even carried the little sprite around the farm on patrol. The only downside was how jealous he got. If Lin Shengyan petted another fluffy animal, the dragon would shove it away with his rear, and when no one was watching, he'd beat up the other fluffy animals competing for attention.
As he fought, he cursed in words Lin Shengyan couldn't understand:
Don't you have your own wives? Why come in front of my wife and play your seduction tricks? I'll beat you little homewreckers, number three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten, to death!!!
Theme: The power of love is infinite
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find how to post the bonus extra. After reading the rules, I can only post the bonus extra after settlement 😭 😭. Everyone is waiting for a few days. When the settlement is completed, I will post it as soon as possible 😭 😭
It's really beautiful. I read it in three days in one sitting. As a new author's first completed novel, it's quite good. The forum style is particularly delicious. The whole article feels like a real person, especially the extra hehe. There is no love in the main text and the relationship started after the group was disbanded. Full marks for virtue! However, the little couple's post in the main text is very delicious, very special and pure. I hope my wife can write better and better ~ [continue][continue][continue]
It's so funny, boss, you're a prophet, it's really locked
Want to see Honeymoon! Post it! Forum body after marriage!! [Spread flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
I hope there will be a side story/if line~the if line secretly making a wish for Mr. Mu's debut~
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Boss, please write some more au or if [empty bowl] [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
Sad report 😭 The next two chapters will go to the high review after being put in the manuscript box. I will release them directly, otherwise I won't be able to see them for a while 😭
I still want to continue watching them woo woo woo
Congratulations on the completion! I read it in two days and was very satisfied 😳I like funny couples and forum posts that are particularly interesting. I almost missed it just by looking at the title and copy. Thank you for my wife's cooking[][][]