The Crummy System Made Me Seduce Everyone in the Cultivation World

Time to work hard at rehab! I will defeat this broken body!

- Teaser for the upcoming novel The Sickly Yandere Heartthrob of the Noble Academy, blurb at the end -

[Everyone's favorite | Love rivals | Golden finger | Growth]

Chu Yao'an is born with extreme yin blood, but her talent is mediocre and she can barely defend herself. She becomes a pitiful blood bag hidden away in the harem of the most powerful sword master of the age.

After painstakingly plotting her escape, she unexpectedly gains a golden finger. Revenge is now within reach, and her path to immortality is secure.

But... the strange poison in her body won't go away, and it's proving a real headache. She keeps sucking the blood of the wrong people without warning, leaving her surrounded by a whole lot of troublemakers

Her refined, gentlemanly senior brother is far too gentle with her. He worries she might bump or scrape herself, and vows to protect her for life.

From then on, he refuses to leave her side. If he can't see her for even a moment, he grabs her by the waist and turns red-eyed in an instant;

The beautiful, fragile merfolk opens his heart only to her, singing her to sleep every night.

He gives her a protective scale, then suddenly wraps his tail around her and whispers things that make her blush;

The aloof, otherworldly leader of the Immortal Alliance suddenly suffers a crisis of faith. Instead of seeking treatment, he collapses at her door.

After waking up, he cries and spits blood, saying he wants to abandon the heartless path and start over, begging her not to look at anyone else;

And then there's her beautiful, charming best friend. She? He? He's actually a man!

And the chief disciple of the Joyful Union Sect, no less! The nerve. She has no idea how many times he's taken advantage of her;

Even her gloomy, ruthless pursuer has swapped his butcher's knife for a kitchen knife and started washing his hands to make her dinner.

He calls her "Sister-in-law" all day long, repeatedly insisting he'll be obedient and well-behaved, and doesn't mind being the second wife.

She should have been more careful. The golden finger is great in every way, except that she has to earn achievement points to claim its rewards.

Most ordinary achievements are annoying and stingy, but some hidden achievements have great rewards. The catch is that she has to earn them by targeting specific people.

Her troublesome suitors trip each other up and draw their swords at the slightest excuse. Whenever they get a chance, they use every trick in the book to try to shake her resolve.

But when she sees those new achievement points keep rolling in...

She decides to put up with them and keep them by her side for now. It's definitely not because she's falling for them (looks at the sky)...

After painstakingly saving up enough achievement points and leveling up all the way, Chu Yao'an is finally ready to get her revenge.

But on the day she sets out, she receives a secret message: all those dear friends of hers have been captured and will be executed at noon, and she only has time to save one.

Chu Yao'an: "Again?" Even so, she draws her sword, ready to save them all.

She intends to find out what the mastermind is after by tying all these heaven's chosen ones to her side.

Reader's Guide:

1. All the men are virgins. Their virginity is their most precious dowry.

2. Rival men fight over the heroine.

3. New love interests keep joining the 1v1 romances. The ending is all in.

4. The heroine is beautiful and tragic, but becomes ridiculously powerful in the middle and later parts. She's not a mindless heartthrob: she seems like a delicate, weak girl on the surface, but is resilient, level-headed, and strong at her core.

5. There's another hidden male love interest, a stunningly beautiful older brother, but he isn't related to the heroine by blood.

6. My own take on cultivation, with a mountain of original worldbuilding.

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Blurb for The Sickly Yandere Heartthrob of the Noble Academy:

As the illegitimate daughter of a duchess, Bai Yali is on her deathbed when she hears an argument beside her bed.

With great effort, she opens her eyes a crack, only to see a man and woman locked in a kiss.

What the heck? Is she part of their play too?

Overcome with rage, she dies on the spot, and a book appears before her eyes.

It turns out she's a background character in The Sparrow and the Four Princes of Her Noble Academy, only there to provide a setting for the main couple's romantic drama.

Bai Yali refuses to accept this. Just then, something claiming to be a life-reset golden finger comes to her, offering her another chance.

In this life, she has a healthy body. If she can win over one of the original novel's four male leads, she can continuously draw health points from his love for her.

She must choose one of the following male leads, win his love completely, and marry him to complete the task:

- Male Lead One: The son of a scheming, hypocritical politician

- Male Lead Two: The taciturn, icy heir to the throne

- Male Lead Three: The melancholy, artistic heir to a powerful family

- Male Lead Four: The arrogant, unruly son of a business tycoon

She disguises herself as a poor student, enters the noble academy from the original novel, and looks toward the center of everyone's attention

They really are privileged elites. Their looks, family backgrounds, and abilities are impeccable. As for their manners... let's hope they actually have some.

She curls her lips. "Why not win over all of them?" Then no one gets left out and ends up shamelessly making out beside someone else's sickbed.

System: "?"

Before long, the male leads fall for her one after another

The scheming politician's son invites her to meet on the rooftop, drops to one knee, and offers her a remote control. "I've put on the chastity pants from the card. You can control me however you want."

The icy crown prince, napping in a corner, is woken by the commotion. He scoffs and shoves the politician's son aside. The next day, during the school festival, he climbs to the top of the academy tower and loudly declares his love;

That evening, the artistic heir to the powerful family sets all his life's work on fire before a bonfire. The flames burn in his eyes as he says, "For all eternity, these hands will create only for you."

Just as everyone starts urging her to accept, the arrogant son of the business tycoon drops to his knees, pressing a sharp scalpel to his chest. "Don't accept them. If you like, you can cut open my chest and look at my heart."

System: "No wonder you're my Host!"

But she shakes her head. "All flash, no substance. You're only trying to impress yourselves."

She believes that true love means restraining yourself despite overwhelming desire, staying patient, and always putting on a good front so you never make your beloved uncomfortable.

Before the New Year's ball, the male leads corner Bai Yali, bowing elegantly and offering generous terms to invite her as their dance partner.

"Hmm... you still think I care about these things?" Bai Yali says with a carefree smile. She picks up an ice cube and tosses it casually. "Whoever catches it gets to be my partner."

The next moment, the male leads tense their muscles and pounce on each other like starving dogs fighting over food. They claw and tear at one another, with no grace or dignity left. They're nothing like the privileged elites they thought they were.

Bai Yali watches them, the playful smile finally fading from her lips, leaving only cold weariness.

"Pathetic," she says, opening her hand. The ice cube is still in her palm. "You can't even please me, yet you want to be my dance partner? I think... it's time for a change."

Her scarlet lips close around the ice cube. It shatters with a crack, and the male leads are deeply shaken, their eyes dark and unreadable.

Theme: Even when trapped in a desperate situation, fight your way to survival.