The Black-Bellied Immortal Lord Is Cold and Seductive

- The novel The Useless System Made Me Seduce My Way Through the Cultivation World, with its harem, achievement System, and multiple male leads trained like dogs, is now out. See the blurb at the end. Go check it out, everyone! -

[Flighty, Suspicious Catlike Darling × Sweet-on-the-Outside, Dark-Hearted, Obsessive Wolfish Immortal]

Li Qianmeng squeezes onto a crowded subway train during rush hour, as usual, only to find two men in ancient clothing standing in front of her. The one in the lead is handsome and distinguished, and vaguely familiar. He introduces himself as Yun Tianhui.

Yun Tianhui's voice is clear and cool. "I have a project to build a cultivation app, and I'd like to invite you to help me with it."

Li Qianmeng thinks he's crazy. "Why would cultivation need an app?"

Unexpectedly, the man is bold enough to show off his muscles. "Are the benefits not generous enough? Actually, I could also..."

Li Qianmeng: "Wait, if you have something to say, say it. Don't take your clothes off!"

Of course Li Qianmeng wants to go home. Who wants to work in another world?

But Yun Tianhui is far too crafty. He smiles charmingly, offers her a wine cup, lures her into a haze, and takes advantage of her tipsiness to coax her into signing a contract.

Li Qianmeng: "He's so good at this... No, he's awful!"

Yun Tianhui: "Hmm? That isn't what you said when we rode the same crane just now."

She's already signed the contract. What can she do? She'll just have to grit her teeth and get on with it.

But he still won't leave her alone. Under the dazzling moonlight, he pins her to the bed. "Playtime is over. It's time to get down to business."

Li Qianmeng: "???!!!"

Though he's exceptional in every way and would make a perfect match, how could she be so easily distracted by his looks?

But why is her heart... beating faster and faster?

Before she can figure it out, he suddenly goes completely mad and uses one pretext after another to restrict her freedom.

Li Qianmeng: "Wait, you said the project was already making enemies as soon as it launched, and that I'd be in danger because I'm a key player?"

Yun Tianhui smiles faintly. "What's so good about them? Isn't having me enough?"

The candlelight flickers. His eyes glisten like a little dog begging for scraps. "Wouldn't it be better to stay here with me, forget sleep and food, and leave all your troubles behind?"

Li Qianmeng has nowhere left to run. "Hello, is this the emergency hotline? Can someone in the cultivation world do something about this lunatic?"

But his eyes turn bloodshot as he murmurs to himself, "Oh, I know. I just need to make them all disappear."

Only later does she learn that he hadn't gone mad. She was simply too foolish. Her so-called transmigration was nothing but a doomed entanglement.

#The sweet-on-the-outside immortal crawls around in dark, twisted despair.gif#

#A no-prize guessing game: Who am I, and who is me?#

Reading Guide:

1. One-to-one ending, happy ending.

2. Lighthearted and silly, with a cheerful romance too (for real).

3. This novel has been approved for the cultivation world's Recommended Syllabus for Learning Visual Applications. Memorize the whole thing to get ahead of the pack.

4. Important content warning: the female lead is not a virgin, the male lead is. The female lead is not a virgin, the male lead is. The female lead is not a virgin, the male lead is.

5. A personal preference: there will definitely be competition between the men. Men have to fight for her to win her love. Read with caution if that isn't your thing.

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Blurb for The Useless System Made Me Seduce My Way Through the Cultivation World:

[Everyone's Darling | Harem Showdowns and Hair-Pulling | Growth | Revenge]

Chu Yao'an has mediocre aptitude and Yin blood. Just after escaping a demon's lair, she accidentally gets bound to an achievement System. With revenge and a comeback finally within reach, she has recently run into a few little problems.

She only couldn't resist drinking a few mouthfuls of blood, but the heavenly talents tied to her achievements have all started acting strangely...

Her refined, gentlemanly senior brother has become far too tender, afraid she'll trip or bump into anything. He vows to protect her for the rest of his life.

From then on, he won't leave her side for a moment. If he can't see her, he'll grab her by the waist and turn red-eyed in an instant.

The beautiful, fragile merfolk opens his heart only to her, singing her to sleep every night.

He gives her his protective scale, then suddenly wraps his tail around her and says all sorts of blush-inducing things.

The aloof, otherworldly Alliance Leader suddenly suffers a shattering of his Dao heart. Instead of seeking treatment, he collapses in front of her door.

When he wakes up, he cries and coughs blood, saying he wants to abandon the Heartless Dao and start over, begging her not to look at other men.

And her beautiful, sweet best friend? He... he's a man! And the head disciple of the Acacia Sect! She has no idea how many times he's taken advantage of her.

Even the gloomy, vicious pursuer who once hunted her down has traded his butcher's knife for a kitchen knife and started cooking for her.

He calls her "sister-in-law" all day long, over and over, insisting he'll be obedient and well-behaved and doesn't mind being the second wife.

Back then, she was a pitiful soul with no one to care for her. Her enemy was the so-called Sword Venerable who guarded the northern border, and she was afflicted with a strange poison that required regular doses of pure Yang blood to keep her condition stable.

Thankfully, the achievement System gave her pills to suppress the poison and rare weapons and treasures, though she had to complete achievements to redeem them.

Most ordinary achievements were tedious and stingy, but there was one hidden achievement with incredible rewards. The catch was that she had to squeeze them out of certain people.

That was no challenge for her. Measure their vital statistics, check their leg length, and ask a few little secrets? Easy!

If only getting close to these people didn't trigger her poison, then she wouldn't have let her mouth get the better of her and brought herself so much trouble.

[System: Congratulations, Host, on completing the achievement [A Heartwarming Family That Makes Everyone Envious]: Live in harmony and intimacy with your friends and family (six or more people) for over 300 days. 50 achievement points awarded.]

Looking at the achievement points she'd earned, Chu Yao'an immediately abandoned her idea of getting rid of these troublesome men.

Still, does tripping each other and cutting each other's hair every day really count as living in harmony and intimacy?

Oh well, she'll keep them around for now. It definitely isn't because she's fallen for them (looks up at the sky)...

Her top priority now is revenge!

But on the day she sets out, she receives a secret letter saying that all those close friends of hers have been captured and will be executed at noon. She only has time to save one of them.

Chu Yao'an: "Another scheme to compete for my favor?" Even so, she draws her sword, ready to save every last one of them.

Theme: Wherever you are, do your best to live a brilliant life.