The Comments Teach Me How to Date [Fox X Snake ABO]

Beastfolk / ABO / Pheromones / Mpreg / Snake Bottom and Fox Top / Beautiful Bottom, Handsome Top

Shen Xiwei and Song Bojian were sworn enemies from kindergarten through college graduation. Then, because of an arranged marriage between their families, they were forced together again. Their battlefield shifted from school to home and the office.

The day before Shen Xiwei planned to file for divorce, he got into a car accident and hit his head. When he came to, lines of comments were floating before his eyes.

"Sweetie, please, just look at him. Your husband is falling apart."

"Oh my god, this angst novel is too painful. The person he went to such lengths to marry has always had someone else in his heart."

"Ugh! Scumbag. Time for the crematorium!"

"If you don't come to your senses soon, your husband might lock you up in a little room for some play~"

A scumbag? Who? Me? And what's a little room?

No matter how hard Shen Xiwei racked his brain, he couldn't believe that his cold, heartless husband could possibly like him.

Following the comments' advice, he tentatively kissed his husband. That night, the man who usually wore a suit and kept everyone at arm's length transformed into a black king snake and coiled tightly around his waist. His intense pheromones nearly suffocated Shen Xiwei, even forcing out his fox ears. Terrified, Shen Xiwei ran for his life.

Later, when the clothing model hired by the company failed to show up, Song Bojian unexpectedly took his place. As a perfectionist with a critical eye, he suddenly realized that his sharp-tongued husband was devastatingly beautiful and sexy.

Suddenly, he felt like maybe they could wait a little longer before getting divorced...

Song Bojian had loved someone from kindergarten through college. He tried hard to find every possible way to cross paths with that person, but it only backfired and made the other person resent him.

Just as he was about to give up on him, lines of comments floated before his eyes.

"Husband, how about you just force him to fall in love with you?"

"Husband, don't keep such a stern face. You'll scare him off."

"Husband, don't go crazy! We'll teach you how to make him fall for you and crash headfirst into a wall for your sake."

He had no idea what these things were, but now... Shen Xiwei seemed to be pursuing him...

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Bonus scene:

As the husband of a famous fashion designer, Song Bojian was forced to try on dozens of playful little outfits for one reason or another.

Holding up the freshly made outfit as if presenting a treasure, Shen Xiwei asked, "Honey, what do you think of this one?"

Song Bojian blushed furiously. "I'm not wearing it."

Shen Xiwei got excited. "All right, then I'll have to help you put it on."

Song Bojian took three steps back. "I'm pregnant."

Shen Xiwei nodded casually. "Okay, okay... Wait, what did you say?"

Theme: Communication is the best medicine for a marriage