Le You transmigrated into a book, becoming the most hated character in a cultivation novel.
The aloof senior brother crippled his martial arts, his possessive disciple imprisoned him until he died, and the mad demon lord dug up his grave and whipped his corpse.
Everyone hated him to the bone, all because he had kissed Wen Mingche once.
Could one kiss really get him killed? Yes, though the one who died was Le You.
Wen Mingche was a peerless gentleman, the moonlight in everyone's eyes, and the next master of the Bishui Immortal Palace. And Le You was the pervert who coveted him.
Le You: "Do I really have to be this pervert?"
Le You was bound to a System. To survive, he had to rack up pleasure points. But it wasn't enough for him to enjoy himself. Other people had to enjoy themselves, too.
Perhaps there was another way to be this pervert?
The senior brother wanted Wen Mingche's handkerchief? No problem, Le You would steal it for him.
The eldest disciple wanted the underwear Wen Mingche had worn? No problem, Le You would steal it for him.
The Demon Lord wanted to spy on Wen Mingche bathing? No problem, Le You would arrange it.
Watching the pleasure points steadily rise, Le You cheered, "Turn them all into combat power! I'm going to become the strongest under heaven!"
But he never became the strongest under heaven, and his pleasure points kept dwindling. Soon, even the people around him were looking at him in a very different way.
Deeply troubled, Le You spent all day brooding over the child he had found in the forbidden grounds behind the mountain, with no appetite for food or tea. Then he discovered that everyone's pleasure points were actually coming from him.
The aloof senior brother pulled him into his arms: 500 pleasure points.
The possessive disciple secretly touched his hand: 500 pleasure points.
The mad demon lord was beaten to the ground by him: 500 pleasure points.
Even Wen Mingche confessed his love to him in front of everyone: 800 pleasure points.
Horrified, Le You fled to hide in the forbidden grounds behind the mountain.
But the child he had brought back suddenly turned out to be the Bishui Ancestor, the most powerful person in the world.
The Bishui Ancestor pinned him to a stone table, his jade belt coming undone. His pleasure points shot straight up to 100,000.
Le You: "Help! Somebody help!"
Premise: Isn't it wonderful to become a big shot in the cultivation world?