After the college entrance exam, Li Hanzhang transmigrates into an infinite-flow world. Every player gets an identity card, and he's lucky enough to draw a legendary gold card.
He opens it and reads: Congratulations, you are Li Hua!
Li Hanzhang: ...?
And so:
While everyone else solves puzzles, Li Hanzhang writes furiously.
While everyone else schemes against one another, Li Hanzhang writes furiously.
While everyone else chases after the boss, Li Hanzhang writes furiously.
The players are at their wits' end, on the verge of death, when Li Hanzhang puts his pen cap back on.
He reaches out and unfolds a sheet from the all-in-one printer. It is covered in Hengshui-style handwriting, with a bright red 13 points in the upper-right corner.
The monster is about to roar when an even more uncanny entity crawls out of the writing and absorbs it in the blink of an eye.
The crisis is over.
The players scream: ...What is that?
Li Hanzhang: Don't panic. This is my pen pal, who asked me how to make dumplings.
He pauses and points to the indescribable thing that's been absorbed on the ground.
Li Hanzhang: I told him this was the filling.
The other players suck in a breath.
Li Hua is terrifying!
Player: Dude, have you finished your essay?
Li Hanzhang: Finished.
Player: Then why didn't it work?
Li Hanzhang: I didn't use Hengshui-style handwriting. It's useless. :)
P.S.
Main character is the bottom, one-on-one.
[...I came up with this a few years ago when the college entrance exam essay drove me crazy (sobs).]
Screenshot saved on 2025.2.25.
Theme: Encourage communication with the otherworldly and build a harmonious village.
