Infinite-loop adventure / fairy tales / references to Central European mythology / ensemble adventure
A little madman + a true villain
Ever since Julian became self-aware, he had been an NPC in the Bloody Circus instance. Every day, the instance made him rehearse how to cut his coworker in half inside a box with a chainsaw.
They told him a group of players would arrive soon, and all he had to do was do what he had practiced.
Julian waited 301 days. At last, the so-called players arrived. He stared at the handsome stranger in the iron box. The man looked back at him with lake-green eyes, bright as emeralds.
"They're gorgeous. Once this is over, I'll dig them out and keep them safe," Julian thought.
He brought the chainsaw down with practiced ease, never expecting a lively mechanical voice to ring in his ear.
[Player Cui Xun used Indestructible Body]
The saw wouldn't cut him. Even when Julian swung it at his head, it couldn't hurt him.
What the hell? Julian refused to believe it. He dragged Cui Xun out of the box, but before he could do anything, a giant pink balloon dropped out of the sky and tied itself to him. In the blink of an eye, it carried him up into the air.
[Player Cui Xun used Happy Ascension on you]
Julian: "..." What the hell?
Chainsaw-wielding little madman NPC clown bottom x hypocritical, smiling-eyed villain player top
Julian x Cui Xun
Theme: Study hard and improve every day
