[FGO] There’s Something Very Wrong with This Servant Universe

"Is this how you navigate? Weren't we going to the Great, Terrifying, and Adorable Murasaki Shikibu Interstellar Library?"

"You wanted to use me as your Gaode map. I was just telling you there's a shortcut."

"How the hell is a wormhole a shortcut?!"

While arguing with the guy in your head, you get lost and end up at some mysterious laboratory.

Looking at your clones in cryogenic pods that cover at least a hectare, your fists clench.

"So many Masters?! That means we can have one each!" someone exclaims delightedly.

"Tch. Fakes are fakes. Destroy them all," someone sneers.

"Wonderful, wonderful! The Holy Grails I've been stockpiling for hundreds of years can finally be put to use," someone praises.

"Hahaha, keep dreaming! All the Masters belong to me. All of them!" someone raves.

The evil fat man nudges his plain glasses up his nose. "Our company offers an honest and reliable Master rental service. Interest is charged daily, starting at two billion quantum. Repay ten times the principal and interest. You can even customize your Command Spell design, lol."

"Starting today, we also offer complete Master makeovers. Choose your hairstyle and color. Summer styles cost extra. No free shipping to remote star systems. We politely decline cash-on-delivery scams. Thanks for your support, meow..."

"...Launch me over there with Arash Airlines. I want to take them all down with me." Looking at the utter chaos, you speak calmly, your face twisted.

And how is there a blind person here shouting 'Jeanne' at your clone?!

"Don't do anything rash. Shouldn't we collect licensing fees first?"

"Good point." Your expression changes in a second. "Give that fat man a lawyer's letter in three seconds."

Theme: You there? Pass me the flame.