[Western Crossover + Fate] The Problem of Maxing Out Demolition Skills on the Road to Salvation

Tong Xiao was having a hard time choosing a Holy Relic.

The famous AI, Tosaka Rin, said the history book he had would do just fine.

But Tong Xiao glanced at the purple-covered Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Mock Exams: History and flatly refused. He had no desire to summon Mr. Qu X-line, who was in another worldline.

Then he pulled out a red copy of X Ze X's Quotations.

Alaya: You sure have a pretty vivid imagination, kid. And quite a lot of it, too?

Tong Xiao: Well, even a great proletarian fighter can have humble little dreams...

A long time later.

Amakusa: I'll never forget the moment that bastard deconstructed my Greater Grail.

Rama: I will never forget the day he tore down my tomb.

Tamamo: I'll never forget the day Big Brother dismantled the Jade Void Palace. He was so cool!

Artoria: I wouldn't mind seeing him tear down Merlin's tower.

Goetia: I will never forget the day he flung his doctorate in architecture at me, dismantled the Temple of Time, then pointed at my nose and said, "Solomon, why did you get plastic surgery..."

Everyone: You deserved it!

The Buddha: He didn't just say I'd had plastic surgery, he said I dyed my hair, too. Heh.

Fujimaru: Wait, wait, hold on! Could you at least not tear down Chaldea? If you have to tear something down, then, then, then go tear down the Clock Tower...