Shocking! His Majesty Is Sick!

【The gong is a pressure-proof, foul-mouthed lunatic who says whatever he likes about anyone x the shou is a rather robotic, cool-headed doctor who cares about patients' physical and mental health】 “Shangguang City Daily: Renowned medical scholar Chi Xuqing has made a major breakthrough in studying the remains of Lou Zhi, the tyrannical emperor who brought down the Jing Dynasty. He has discovered a new direction for curing bone rot disease, and a millennium-old medical mystery may soon be solved...” 【Jing Dynasty Gazette: Chi Xuqing, the foremost physician of the Jing Dynasty, overstepped his station and offended His Majesty. The emperor flew into a rage, personally brought him before the court, and raised his sword to kill him.】 One moment, Chi Xuqing was standing before the dissection table, gazing at the tyrant's corpse as if it were a peerless treasure. The next, the world spun, and the tyrant who should have been lying on the table was standing before him, looking down at him with hostile eyes. Seeing the tyrant alive, Chi Xuqing was overjoyed: Now he could study a living specimen! The only problem was: Where could he submit his paper for publication? And why was the tyrant's sword pointed at his head? #How to Keep Bouncing Back from the Brink of Death and Get a Paper into The Lancet Without Internet Access# #Your Majesty, Were You Born with a Blow to the Basal Ganglia? # Little Scene: Chi Xuqing: Your Majesty, sitting for too long can cause lower back strain, indigestion, and declining eyesight... Lou Zhi: 【Sits as still as a mountain】 Chi Xuqing: Poor posture can also put pressure on your dragon root and affect your sex life. In short, it can cause impotence. Lou Zhi: ??!【Stands at attention】 【Excerpted from The Top Physician of Great Jing: Confidential Patient Files with a 100% Satisfaction Rate. Strictly confidential!】 Content warning: This is not pure fluff. The gong wants to kill the shou, and neither character is a saint. Readers who can't accept that should proceed with caution. The next book I plan to write is this! A wife-stealing story! * Lin An has been married for three years, and he and his husband treat each other with respect and courtesy. His husband is the Sword Venerable admired by all, an immortal lord beyond anyone's reach. He's gentle and polite to Lin An and has never looked down on him for being blind. Their days are peaceful and quiet. Then one day, his husband's personality changes completely. It seems he's gone into cultivation deviation. His voice and scent are clearly still the same, but his manner has become frivolous and cruel. At night, he is completely unlike himself, making Lin An beg softly for mercy again and again before he will rein himself in. He also sets up a powerful formation within the mountain to keep Lin An locked inside, puts a beaded chain on him, and holds him from behind, saying the outside world is dangerous and he's worried Lin An might get hurt. Worried that people would discover his husband's cultivation deviation and ostracize him, Lin An keeps the secret from everyone. He indulges and puts up with his husband's every whim, privately hoping his husband will soon recover and become the gentle, considerate immortal lord he used to be. Until one day, a vast surge of sword energy cleaves through the formation. His husband, who had been injured and in seclusion, emerges with a long sword drawn, pointing it at the man beside Lin An. His voice is cold as ice: “Demon Lord, let go of my wife.” The “husband” beside him is wreathed in demonic energy. He is the Demon Emperor, who has ruled the demon realm for a thousand years. His arms remain wrapped around Lin An as always, and his voice is gentle: “Your wife? He's obviously my wife.” His husband has been replaced. * A melodramatic wife-stealing plot, with a husband-snatching storyline * Both the one stealing the wife and the one having his wife stolen worry that the wife might run away * A genuine wife-stealing story Theme: Building a healthy doctor-patient relationship.