Shen Jibai transmigrated and became an office drone working nine to five, with a husband.
Yes, his husband is fair-skinned, beautiful, gentle, and charming, but he's 1.9 meters tall. As a straight man, Shen Jibai just can't bring himself to enjoy it.
The System's instructions are even more outrageous: "Your mission is to play the impotent husband in an adult drama series. Be sure to memorize these classic lines."
"I might get fired soon."
"What happened between you and... the company president, I actually... know all about it."
"It's okay. If he can make you happy in my place... then it's all right."
"...I guess I'm not even a man anymore."
Shen Jibai: Who would agree to play a role like this?!
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Shen Jibai realizes his husband is just too perfect. Even though he's married, that doesn't stop people from eyeing him from every direction.
The company president, worth hundreds of millions, sends over a sexy uniform with a note hidden inside: You'd look amazing in this.
Professor Wu, who keeps dropping by in his gold-rimmed glasses, says suggestively, "Your home always has this faint, lovely scent. It doesn't seem like perfume. Could it be your natural scent?"
A handsome delivery guy who drives a Maybach comes by several times and asks him out: "We have very similar tastes. How about dinner together sometime?"
Even Shen Jibai falls in love with his husband, lying in his arms to sleep at night.
My dear husband! My dear husband! How am I supposed to save you?
Am I really such an impotent husband?
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Shen Jibai decides to take his husband and flee before the adult plot begins. He rushes home and finds the bedroom door ajar. His heart sinks. Has it already happened?
He nervously approaches the door and hears voices inside.
"Madam, you don't want your husband's job to be taken away, do you?"
"Madam! Madam... Don't do this. I think you've got it wrong. That uniform was for your husband."
"Too bad he's so dense. I practically spelled it out, and he still didn't understand... How about you let go of me first?"
Shen Jibai is completely baffled, but his hair stands on end.
Inside the room, his husband holds a knife to the company president's throat and sneers, "Then I think you deserve to die even more."
#Bottom: An office drone, stunningly beautiful, adored by everyone but dense, and only loves his husband
#Bottom: Is the one holding the knife my husband? Then where did my gentle, charming husband go?
#Everyone except the bottom is a little crazy
#The bottom hasn't done a thing, yet the System is thrown into utter disarray by the plot falling apart.
Theme: Live well.
