The Little One Plunders the Evil Gods’ Fortune in a Strange World

[Recommending my upcoming novel: The Full-Dive Life-Sim Player Ranks Number One (blurb at the very end)]

The plot is just like the original.

After seven-and-a-half-year-old An Ye died in an accident, he was chosen by the Fortune-Stealing System and transported into a world of the bizarre.

To repay Big Brother System for saving his life, little An Ye decided to work hard at completing all sorts of missions assigned by him. And so, on his very first day at Sunshine Orphanage, he met the weakest evil god in the world.

System: Aaaah! An evil god!!! Go, little one, go!! Bite him once and we'll be able to buy tasty cookies!!

Just one bite of that golden glow! I only need one bite to unlock the Fortune Shop, the Fortune Card Pool, daily sign-ins, and countless other benefits.

Little An Ye spotted the child with golden light shining over his head, let go of the orphanage director's hand, and charged forward like a cannonball. He sank his teeth into the child's fair, jade-like cheek.

Little one: Nom nom nom.jpg

Is that enough, Big Brother System?

The System took a greedy bite of the golden glow like a voracious dragon. Before it could even swallow, it saw its own tiny little one biting an evil god.

Biting an evil god?

Biting an evil god!!!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

"Little one, let go of him!!! Waaah, we're definitely going to die!" The panicking System twisted itself into a pretzel, as if it would shatter at any moment.

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As an evil god, he embodied all the world's wickedness, malice, and cruelty. He was the very symbol of evil, and humans avoided him for fear of coming into even the slightest contact with him.

But ever since a member of a new species kissed his cheek, he found that the little one had become dazzlingly radiant in his divine life.

Seven-and-a-half-year-old An Ye, arms full of snacks, gazed at him with eyes that held the stars and the sea. "Big Brother, I'm sorry I suddenly bit you just now..."

The evil god raised his eyes slightly, and the little guy was so scared he plopped down on his bottom.

He chuckled to himself.

What a fragile new species, these human younglings.

*Offer blood and bone to the flower of time, and you and I shall never be apart.*

[Author's notes]

1. This should be fully Lovecraftian. Everyone in this world except little An An is a malformed humanoid.

2. The story will have a little one arc, a teenage arc, and an adult arc (adulthood begins at eighteen).

3. The bottom is a BKing, and has been a double-crosser from childhood to adulthood.

Blurb for the upcoming novel The Full-Dive Life-Sim Player Ranks Number One

[Sharp-tongued, sweet and soft bottom x self-deluding NPC top with overwhelming combat power]

[Otherworld + sci-fi + multiple species + encyclopedia of urban legends + romance-driven plot with a supporting storyline + slow burn + slow pacing]

The club president said, "This world came into being from a book."

I smiled and replied, "How could that be? I have flesh, blood, and a heartbeat. I'm a person."

The club president: "I never said you weren't a person. But I'm not a person."

Me: "...Wake up, club president."

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Me, Xiong Rong, a hardworking little bee.

After struggling to find a job time and again after graduation, I returned to my hometown to inherit the run-down, thousand-square-meter farm my grandmother left me.

I pushed open the rotting fence gate and saw a desolate little cabin teetering in the torrential rain.

But I remembered that when I was little, this yard hadn't been so dilapidated.

I was going to get it up and running again, restore it to how it used to be!

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#YouCanActuallyDoThatInAFullDiveOnlineGame#

#CountingHowManyNPCsNextDoor'sGuyHasBeenDoneBy#

#IsItReallyOkayForAFullDiveGameToBeThisRealistic#

A series of sensational posts took the top three spots in a certain online forum. Their eye-catching titles made it impossible to scroll past, and people clicked on them one after another.

Top trending post: #YouCanActuallyDoThatInAFullDiveOnlineGame#

OP: Here's what happened. Yesterday, I saw a new full-dive online game in the gaming section, and I was thrilled, so I clicked download.

After it installed, I opened the game and immediately turned into a toilet.

Yes, you heard me right!

I turned into a toilet!

Then two men came into the room. Since this toilet's eyes are on top, I couldn't see what they were doing at all. I only heard some strange noises.

And then... nothing.

They left, and I was still a toilet!

Reply 1: Seriously, dude? That's false advertising!

Reply 2: What the hell, you turned into a toilet?

Reply 3: Raising my hand. Did anyone take a dump in you after you turned into a toilet?

OP replies to Reply 3: Please delete that. I'm about to lose it.

Second trending post: #CountingHowManyNPCsNextDoor'sGuyHasBeenDoneBy#

OP: The toilet guy's experience was so horrifying that, out of sheer curiosity, I downloaded this full-dive online game too.

Game title: Life of All Things.

After I entered, I turned into a pencil holder. I had no eyes, but my senses were incredibly sharp.

Maybe it was fate, but another player showed up where I was. No idea what they looked like, but they sure were committed to their performance.

Whenever there was even the slightest sound in the room, they'd go "Ooh, ahh," or make these moaning noises.

Seriously, if I could record a video, I'd send it to you all. I never thought there could be someone even weirder than me in this world!

Reply 1: Wait, why are you advertising the game now?

Reply 2: I suspect you're all working together to scam us. I've already reported you to 15378.

Reply 3: Huh? Don't take it so seriously. I really like watching little scenes like this. They're so unique!

Third trending post: #IsItReallyOkayForAFullDiveGameToBeThisRealistic#

OP: After three days of buzz and [image] one million downloads, I'm sure everyone's tried out this incredibly realistic full-dive game.

But I want to call out the dev team. Did you even think about how players would play this game when you made it?

Turning into an axe, a saw, or a shovel when you enter the game is bad enough.

But me! A turd?!!! Excuse me! A turd???

No, why did I have to become such a perfect, evenly shaped [image] turd?!!!

Can't a full-dive game be realistic without being this realistic?

And there's a dog chasing me because it wants to eat me [video]. Is it really okay for a full-dive game to be this realistic?

Reply 1: Poor OP. At least I'm a flower [beautiful picture].

Reply 2: There, there, OP [selfie with a stuffed doll].

Reply 3: Don't worry, don't worry [picture of a dead cockroach].

Reply 1 replies to Reply 3: Hyah! [flying slipper]

Theme: Keep moving forward bravely, even in adversity