The Bumblebee's Magic Farm

The president said, "This world came into being from a book."

I laughed and replied, "How could that be? I have blood, flesh, and a heartbeat. I'm a person."

The president said, "I never said you weren't a person. But I'm not one."

Me: "...Wake up, President."

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I'm Xiong Rong, a hardworking little bee.

After failing to find a job several times after graduation, I returned to my hometown to inherit the thousand-square-meter, run-down farm my grandmother left me.

I pushed open the rotten gate and saw a desolate little cabin teetering in the downpour.

But I remembered the yard from my childhood. It hadn't been this decrepit.

I would get the place running again and restore it to its former state!

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#YouCanActuallyHaveSexInThisFullDiveGame#

#CountingHowManyNPCsHaveHadTheirWayWithTheGuyNextDoor#

#IsAFullDiveGameReallySupposedToBeThisRealistic#

A series of explosive posts took the top three spots on a certain forum. Their attention-grabbing titles made it impossible to look away, and people clicked into them one after another.

Top trending post: #YouCanActuallyHaveSexInThisFullDiveGame#

Original poster: Here's what happened. Yesterday I spotted a new full-dive game in the gaming section, and I was thrilled, so I downloaded it right away.

Once the installation finished, I opened it and turned straight into a toilet.

That's right, you heard me!

I turned into a toilet!

Then two men came into the room. Since this toilet's eyes are on top, I couldn't see what they were doing at all. I only heard some strange noises.

And then... nothing else happened.

They left, and I was still a toilet!

Reply 1: Dude, what? Your title's clickbait!

Reply 2: What's going on? You turned into a toilet?

Reply 3: Raising my hand. Did anyone take a dump in you after you turned into a toilet?

Original poster replies to Reply 3: I recommend deleting that. I'm about to lose it.

Top trending post 2: #CountingHowManyNPCsHaveHadTheirWayWithTheGuyNextDoor#

Original poster: The toilet guy's experience was so horrifying that, being a curious sort, I downloaded the full-dive game too.

Game title: The World of All Things.

When I entered the game, I turned into a pencil case. I had no eyes, but my senses were incredibly sharp.

Maybe it was fate, but another player showed up where I was. I don't know what they looked like, but they were really committed to the performance.

Whenever there was the slightest noise in the room, they went "Ah, ah" or "Mm, mm."

Seriously, if I could record video, I'd show you all. Who knew there'd be someone even more bizarre than me in this world!

Reply 1: Wait, are you advertising the game now?

Reply 2: I suspect you're all in on a scam. I've reported you to 15378.

Reply 3: Huh? Don't take it so seriously, Reply 2. I really like watching little scenes like this. They're so unique!

Trending post 3: #IsAFullDiveGameReallySupposedToBeThisRealistic#

Original poster: After three days of word spreading, and [Image] one million downloads, I assume everyone's had a chance to play this incredibly realistic full-dive game.

But I want to call out the dev team. Did you even consider what it would be like for players to play this game?

Turning into an axe, a saw, or a shovel when you enter the game is one thing.

But me? A pile of poop?! Seriously, a pile of poop???

Why did I turn into such a perfectly uniform [Image] turd?!!!

Could a full-dive game please not be this realistic?

And now a dog is chasing me, trying to eat me [Video]. Is a full-dive game really supposed to be this realistic?

Reply 1: Poor original poster. At least I'm a flower [Beautiful picture].

Reply 2: There, there, original poster [Doll selfie].

Reply 3: Don't worry, don't worry [Picture of a dead cockroach].

Reply 1 to Reply 3: Take that! [Flying slipper]

Author's notes

1. This is a story built around a wild idea, so don't overthink it. Note from 2025/6/26.

2. A sweet, soft shou who talks a mile a minute x an NPC gong with overpowered combat skills who thinks himself into a romance.

3. Another world + interstellar setting + multiple species + encyclopedia of urban legends + slow burn + slow pacing.

Theme: Life is beautiful. May you all cherish every moment.