[Ouran High School Host Club, Brothers Conflict, Prince of Tennis] RPGs Aren't for Dating!

[According to the rules, even if a story ends without a couple, it must be placed in the romance category if it contains a romantic storyline.]

* You've been recommended what is said to be the sweetest RPG in the world:

Doki Romance! Who Is My Princess and Prince?

Isn't it a little weird to fall in love in an RPG?

Choose your starting identity: [Players may enter their own]

1. A poor person disguised as a boy, entering a prestigious school famous for its host club.

2. A poor person disguised as a boy, entering a prestigious school famous for its college admission rate.

3. A poor person disguised as a boy, entering a public school famous for its murder cases.

4. A poor person disguised as a boy, dropping out of school to work and support 13 distant relatives.

5. A poor person disguised as a boy, entering...

* Wait, is this game inseparable from poor people disguised as boys?

It has to be a curse!

Can working every day leave any room for a sweet romance?

You try every option, hoping to find a sweet romance.

Unfortunately, across all your playthroughs, you unlock every kind of bad ending:

[You took ten years to finish medical school and still can't repay your student loans] [Turns out you really can freeze to death in winter if you don't pay for heat] [My vase is worth 100 years of your salary] [Remember to eat on time, even in an RPG] [The abandoned canary] [The glass bottle used to hold liquor]...

* Two symmetrical pink-haired pixel characters bounce around on the screen like a pair of identical fleas.

Suddenly, their faces draw close, filling the whole screen. The game thoughtfully switches to a beautifully rendered CG.