The edgy content creator Lu Zixuan is desperate to become famous.
After watching a foreign creator immerse himself in cleaning a gravestone, he was inspired and wanted to try it himself.
Unfortunately, Lu, a handsome guy from South China's F3, couldn't even remember which hillside his great-grandfather was buried on.
So he had a brainstorm and gave the roadside Earth God shrine an immersive cleaning, scrubbing the statues of the Earth God and his wife until they shone like mirrors.
Sure enough, his stats exploded! His follower count soared!
But why is the Earth God haunting him now?!
Lu Zixuan: Guys, this Earth God is just Tu Xingsun! You've seen that movie, right? The short guy!
The 1.9-meter-tall Earth God: ...
Lu Zixuan: The Earth God and his wife are so lovey-dovey!
The single Earth God: ... We're coworkers.
Just as the Earth God was about to reach his limit, he suddenly realized his offerings had become plentiful.
Earth God: The last time I got this many offerings was a hundred years ago.
Earth God: The merit of the internet is still merit!
Earth God: Can I learn new media from you?!
Earth God: That thing you said about gaining followers, what kind of powder do you need?
Lu Zixuan: ...Not that kind of powder!
Earth God: Don't wipe that greasy grime remover on my head!
Lu Zixuan: ...The commission on this product is really high!
Then one day...
Lu Zixuan's stats plunged, and he suddenly realized...
This Earth God... those pecs, those long legs. What a waste not to make edgy content with him!
Lu Zixuan: The gods are all hustling these days. You can't tell me you won't make edgy content too!
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Theme: If everyone else is hustling, are you just going to sit there? Get scrubbing!
