The Laid-Back Hehuan Sect Doesn't Want a Love Rival Showdown!

[Main story complete | Revising and adding bonus chapters | Next novel: A Guide to Escaping Marriage in the Interstellar Era, main story complete] Song Qinghe nearly died because he was too pure-hearted. As a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, he made pills and sold medicine. His life was comfortable and prosperous, and he had never paid any attention to dual cultivation. Who could have guessed that he would accidentally blow up the alchemy room, shatter his golden core, and lose most of his cultivation? If he couldn’t dual cultivate with someone of pure yang constitution within ninety-nine days, he would die and his cultivation would be destroyed. Where was he supposed to find so many people with pure yang constitution?! Song Qinghe had planned to lie down and wait for death, but luckily his sect came through and gave him three candidates all at once. Song Qinghe had planned to pick one at random, get what he needed, and run. But by a twist of fate, he ended up taking all three. Well... they were pretty delicious. But he still had to run! Wait... why did you all want a proper title, too? Don’t come any closer! * Song Qinghe: A laid-back Hehuan Sect disciple forced to do his job [Escape route continually shifting] * Jiang Lin: A self-deluding, outwardly gentle but secretly darkhearted musical cultivator [Corruption progress: 80%] * Chu Mingjun: A sickly, gloomy, stunningly beautiful young master who cultivates talismans [Willing to be a dog, no regrets] * Qin Zheng: A straightforward, adorable, top-tier, emotionless sword cultivator [His Dao heart keeps breaking] Reader’s Guide: 1. One-on-one relationships at different stages, with a happy ending for everyone. 2. Everyone is smart, has a plan, and knows what they want, except Qin Zheng. 3. Jealous rivals squabbling nonstop, with a battlefield of competing men. 4. Soap opera drama, extremely dramatic. Read with caution! 5. Please, please add this to your collection. Waaaah. 6. The author cares deeply about logic. Anything that feels abrupt is foreshadowing, and it will all be explained. 7. The text has been revised many times. I’m not responsible for differences in the TXT version. Thank you. (Added this note on August 19.) ↓ Next novel, available to preorder ↓ After sleeping for many years, Yan Zhi was awakened by a shepherd boy. The boy had poor eyesight and mistook a peerless immortal sword for a fire poker. Yan Zhi: Fine, I guess a fire poker is pretty good too. Unexpectedly, the boy had a bit of spiritual talent and could hear him speak. On a whim, Yan Zhi claimed to be Patriarch Shao and ordered the boy around in a different way every day. A divine weapon appeared, and a great drought struck the land. All the boy’s sheep died, leaving him no choice but to carry the fire poker for thousands of miles and join an immortal sect as a kitchen hand. Yan Zhi had a vague feeling that this plot seemed familiar, but since he couldn’t remember why, he let it go. Then, on the very day the boy finally managed to enter the inner sect, a pair of bloodshot eyes stared fixedly at Yan Zhi’s true form. The Immortal Lord seated high above spoke: “Han Muzhi, present the sword at your waist.” “Why are you carrying my sword?” “Where is the sword spirit inside it?!” Yan Zhi remembered. This was a good-for-nothing-to-hero novel! Wait, what are you two doing?! Oh no! Two generations of chosen heroes are fighting over me! Theme: A sincere heart is more precious than eternal life.