My Nonhuman Childhood Friend Is Madly in Love with Me

[New story, What Should I Do After Flirting My Nemesis into My Hands? The blurb is at the bottom. If you like it, please add it to your favorites to show your support 😘]

[Story Blurb]

[Sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, irritable, scheming bottom x obsessive, double-standard, green-tea ancient god top]

Every hundred years, the seal weakens, and the ancient god is about to awaken.

Lately, Mu Pinglan has been busier and busier at work.

Being busy is bad enough, but the person he hates has also been transferred to work with him.

After secretly arranging to return to Mu Pinglan's side, Du Zhangqing wishes he could stay glued to him twenty-four hours a day.

When Mu Pinglan gets fed up, he tightens the vines around Du Zhangqing's neck. "Get lost."

Thorns pierce his skin. Feeling the energy flowing through them, Du Zhangqing lowers his eyes, concealing his desire. "All right."

His words can't be trusted.

Mu Pinglan discovers that every time he enters a realm to "clean it up," the ancient god's energy fluctuations become especially active.

Tests show that active energy waves indicate pleasure.

He enjoys being beaten?

Is this thing a masochist?!

Du Zhangqing has also started acting strangely.

His obsession with Mu Pinglan has become almost pathological.

Colleague: "Brother Mu, love is practically pouring out of Group Leader Du's eyes when he looks at you."

Mu Pinglan: "You're blind. I can't see it."

The way that man seems ready to get aroused at any moment scares him.

Bonus Scene

Du Zhangqing squeezes into Mu Pinglan's arms and rubs against him: "When will you say yes to my confession, big brother? ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡"

Mu Pinglan resists with all four limbs: "I'll think about it when you tell me your secret."

P.S.:

The top thinks about nothing but finding a mate. He also loves playing the victim to get attention, and it works very well.

The bottom is simply all talk.

No switching, no splitting them up, no shipping them with others.

The bottom is Heaven's favorite, and he's very handsome, extremely handsome, a handsome guy with lean muscles.

[I'm not a character loyalist! A beautiful top and handsome bottom are just one of my many kinks] (sobbing.jpg)

The top's human form is a long-haired beauty, designed entirely to suit the bottom's tastes. (His face can save his life when he angers the bottom.) His true form is a tentacle monster. (They use the true form more during that sort of thing.)

The romance and plot get equal focus, and their stories generally progress side by side.

Two powerful leads, devoted to each other, both chaste, one-on-one.

Childhood friends, against their will.

Enemies to lovers, at least in the bottom's eyes.

All about the couple, no secondary pairings.

Extreme character loyalists, proceed with caution. Don't come after me if this traumatizes you TAT

Bonus scenes appear randomly in the author's notes!

This will not be dropped! This will not be dropped! This will not be dropped!

New Story Blurb Below

What Should I Do After Flirting My Nemesis into My Hands? If you like it, please add it to your favorites to show your support ❤️

[Blurb]

Pei Xi, the only son of a wealthy family, should have had a smooth and easy life. Unfortunately, he met Qiao Xuchen, his archenemy.

One day, he and Qiao Xuchen transmigrated into a book together, landing in a story where the villain brutally tormented the protagonist from beginning to end.

In front of the mirror, Pei Xi looked at the face identical to his own and gave a wicked grin.

Since he'd transmigrated into the villain, Qiao Xuchen must be the protagonist.

Because Pei Xi had another identity: the author!

But even with the System keeping him in check, Qiao Xuchen still relied on the protagonist's plot armor and his complete ignorance of the story to pull off one outrageous stunt after another.

After getting sabotaged for the Nth time, Pei Xi could take no more. He used his author privileges to write a plot for Qiao Xuchen.

A hotel suite above a bar.

Qiao Xuchen pinned Pei Xi beneath him. "I didn't know you'd prepared a whole bedful of toys."

Pei Xi gritted his teeth. "It wasn't me."

The errand-running NPC had gone rogue, not only swapping their sedative for an aphrodisiac and making them each take half, but also setting up all this stuff!

"Is that so?" Qiao Xuchen didn't believe him at all.

In desperation, Pei Xi called out to the support System.

System: [Sorry, a plot that's already in progress can't be changed.]

Pei Xi: What the hell?!

Later, on a bright, sunny afternoon, Qiao Xuchen said something shocking: "Pei Xi, are you secretly in love with me?"

Pei Xi: "..."

He gazed at Qiao Xuchen with "deep affection." "What if I said yes?"

Qiao Xuchen recoiled as if he'd seen a ghost.

Pei Xi smiled "tenderly." He'd found a way.

After that, Pei Xi did his best to play the part of a devoted secret admirer.

He appeared out of nowhere after Qiao Xuchen was kidnapped, set his phone password to Qiao Xuchen's birthday, and risked his life to save him in a crisis...

At last, Qiao Xuchen believed him completely.

One afternoon, Pei Xi saw Qiao Xuchen confronting the family's private chef, a young man who had only recently graduated from college, at the company's front desk.

Curious, he hid nearby and listened in.

Qiao Xuchen said disdainfully, "Stop shamelessly hanging around here from now on."

The young man looked at him scornfully. "Who are you? What does it matter to you whether I come here or not?"

Qiao Xuchen snorted. "Of course it matters. I'm the boss's husband."

Pei Xi: ?

How come nobody had told him he was the boss?

[Cold, scheming, secretly passionate in public top x quick-witted, theatrical, short-tempered bottom]

P.S.:

A mostly comedic story. Don't take some of the scenes too seriously.

The top only drops his aloof facade in front of the bottom.

Both are chaste, one-on-one. They're too busy tripping each other up to notice anything else. (Isn't that just another way of having eyes only for each other?~)

At first, they can't stand each other. They're pure rivals.

Childhood friends who've known each other for twenty years, and sometimes act like elementary schoolers.

Bonus scenes appear in the author's notes from time to time.

All about the couple, no secondary pairings.

This will not be dropped! This will not be dropped! This will not be dropped!

No splitting them up, switching, or shipping them with others.

Theme: Nothing is impossible if you put your heart into it.