
What Is Wearing a Secret Identity?!
什么东西披了马甲?!
by Golden Crow Hangs the Jade Rabbit (金乌垂玉兔)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 285k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10d ago
- English
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Synopsis
[New novel: What Do I Do After Flirting with My Nemesis?
[This Novel's Blurb]
The day before the real young master Shen Chujing returned home, he was hit by the System.
System: "To save the world, take back everything that belongs to you from the fake young master."
Shen Chujing: "?"
System: "Here's a shortcut: conquer him. Make him love you so much he'd want to give you the whole world."
Shen Chujing: "...Fine."
Two months passed, and his conquest made no progress. The System brought him a conquest tool: a favorability detector.
Shen Chujing: "Are you sure this thing works?"
System: "Absolutely."
Later, the two spent two days together on a cruise ship. As soon as they disembarked, the progress bar suddenly moved.
Shen Chujing remembered what had happened on board. Did he like that sort of thing?
"Big Brother~"
Shen Wangchu: "?"
But after surging twice, the progress bar began dropping day by day, until it hit zero.
Shen Chujing pushed away the person trying to kiss him. "No kisses. You don't love me."
Shen Wangchu: "?"
By the seaside in summer,
Even after Shen Chujing accepted Shen Wangchu's official confession, the favorability rating still wouldn't budge. That night, he carried a plane on his back and fled.
System: "There's bad news and even worse news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Shen Chujing: "? The bad news."
System: "The device is bound to the wrong person."
Shen Chujing: "? And the worse news?"
System: "Your big brother is coming to catch you."
---Bonus Scene---
Shen Chujing picked up the System. "You call this a golden finger?!"
The System said guiltily, "Doesn't it count if it just looks like a golden finger?"
Scheming, theatrical real young master bottom & obsessive, love-starved fake young master top
P.S.:
The couple stays together, no role reversal.
Sweet romance, both virgins, 1v1.
Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.
Focused on the couple, no secondary pairings.
(Bonus scenes will appear in the author's notes from time to time~ ≡ω≡)
What Do I Do After Flirting with My Nemesis?
[Blurb]
Pei Xi, the only son of a wealthy family, should have had a smooth life. Unfortunately, he met Qiao Xuchen, his nemesis.
One day, he and Qiao Xuchen transmigrated into a book, entering a story where the villain relentlessly tormented the protagonist.
Standing before the mirror, Pei Xi looked at the face identical to his own and gave a wicked smile.
Since he had transmigrated as the villain, Qiao Xuchen had to be the protagonist.
Because Pei Xi had another identity: the author!
But even with the System keeping him in check, Qiao Xuchen still pulled off one outrageous move after another, relying on the protagonist's immortality and his complete ignorance of the plot.
After being tricked for the Nth time, Pei Xi could take no more. He used his author privileges to write a plot for Qiao Xuchen.
A hotel suite above a bar.
Qiao Xuchen pinned Pei Xi beneath him. "I didn't know you'd prepared a whole bed full of toys."
Pei Xi gritted his teeth. "It wasn't me."
The NPC running errands had acted on his own, turning the drug that was supposed to knock them out into an aphrodisiac, making them split it between them, and even setting up all this stuff!
"Really?" Qiao Xuchen clearly didn't believe him.
In desperation, Pei Xi called for the support System.
System: [Sorry, the current plot cannot be changed.]
Pei Xi: What the hell?!
Later, on a sunny afternoon, Qiao Xuchen said something outrageous: "Pei Xi, are you secretly in love with me?"
Pei Xi: "..."
He looked at Qiao Xuchen with "tender affection." "What if I am?"
Qiao Xuchen sprang away as if he'd seen a ghost.
Pei Xi smiled "gently." He had an idea.
From then on, Pei Xi did his best to play the part of a dedicated secret admirer.
He appeared out of nowhere after Qiao Xuchen was kidnapped, set his phone password to Qiao Xuchen's birthday, and risked his life to save him in a crisis...
At last, Qiao Xuchen was completely convinced.
One day at noon, Pei Xi spotted Qiao Xuchen arguing with his family's private chef, a young man who had only recently graduated from university, at the company reception desk.
Curious, he hid nearby and listened.
Qiao Xuchen said disdainfully, "Stop shamelessly showing up here."
The young man gave him a scornful look. "Who are you? What business is it of yours if I come here?"
Qiao Xuchen snorted. "Of course it's my business. I'm the boss's husband."
Pei Xi: "?"
Why had nobody told him, the boss?
[Cold, scheming, secretly flirtatious top in public x quirky, theatrical, short-tempered bottom]
P.S.:
Mostly comedic, so don't take some scenes too seriously.
The top only drops his aloof act in front of the bottom.
Both are virgins, 1v1, and devoted to each other. They're too busy sabotaging each other (doesn't that mean they only have eyes for each other~?)
They can't stand each other at first, all-out rivals.
Childhood friends, known each other for twenty years, occasionally act like grade schoolers.
Bonus scenes will appear in the author's notes from time to time.
Focused on the couple, no secondary pairings.
I won't abandon this novel! I won't abandon this novel! I won't abandon this novel!
No breaking them up, no role reversal, no reader-insert fantasies.
Theme: Try looking at problems from another angle.
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Just a small question: if I change the order of the uke's name and call him "Shen Chujing," will the little angels find it awkward? If you don't mind, I'll probably change the uke's name the day after tomorrow. [Cat emoji]
Shen, Snow White, Wang Chu, do you want this apple? If you eat it, you can be with Prince Shen, Chu Jing, forever! (Queen Jiang's wicked smile in the darkness)
You've worked so hard to write this! It's really good. There aren't many writers yet, maybe because there aren't enough to go around. It's truly beautiful! (//?//) Please don't abandon this project! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Help! Xiao Jing is so dominant in this chapter! Brother, get ready!
How long will it take for the brother in the IF line to finish? So satisfying! 🐶
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe🐶
Ahhh, I'm late again! The next chapter is locked again 😭😭😭
Wow! Is it almost time for the "missing guy" from the copywriting? [Sunglasses]
Thank heavens, thank earth, and thank you for your tireless work!
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