My next book will be My Wife Can't Possibly Be a Man. Please add it to your favorites! The blurb is below.
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On the first day after becoming a sword, Dan Zhou was brought to the mortal world by the Heavenly Dao, who told him to choose a master.
The Heavenly Dao said, "Choose a master and cultivate alongside him. After hundreds or thousands of years, when he achieves the Dao and ascends, you too can enjoy honor and praise, have your name remembered for generations, and return to your own world."
Just then, a filthy prison cart rolled toward them in the distance. Dan Zhou pointed at the gloomy-looking youth inside. "I want the most handsome one."
The youth's eyes were full of unwillingness and indignation. Yes, he clearly had ambition. Surely he'd work hard at cultivation and achieve the Dao and ascend early, so Dan Zhou could go home!
Dan Zhou happily acknowledged him as his master. Then he waited a thousand years. Through tireless effort, his master finally became a famous powerhouse in the cultivation world, the strongest of all...
A couch potato.
Dan Zhou: -_- This isn't right!
After a thousand years of diligent cultivation, Dan Zhou had become a divine sword known throughout the land. Meanwhile, his couch-potato master spent his days:
Reading novels.
Basking in the sun.
Teasing Dan Zhou.
Because his master was such a couch potato, people often pushed him around. He never resisted or fought back, so they grew bolder and bolder. Finally, one day, they came to his door and said that the sect's most favored junior sister had been captured by a demon lord, and that they had to trade Dan Zhou for her.
The couch-potato master hesitated for precisely zero seconds before sealing Dan Zhou away and handing him over.
Dan Zhou: ...?
Unable to resist, he could only curse his idiot master while watching helplessly as he was traded away, weeping bitterly and regretting everything.
The demon lord took him and asked with a smile, "Darling, why are you crying?"
Dan Zhou was dumbfounded. "Master?"
The demon lord said, "It's me."
From then on, Dan Zhou seemed to discover that no matter where he went...
"Master?"
Some different person, or even something that wasn't human, would always answer, "What is it, darling?"
Dan Zhou: "Damn it, how many secret identities do you have?"
His couch-potato master: "Not that many. Including my true form, just a hundred and one."
A beautiful, powerful, clueless and heartless bottom, and his master, who seems like a couch potato but is actually ruthless and devious.
Reading Guide:
- If you clicked because of the title, I guess you can handle a pretty wild story too, right? T_T
- The top is Zhuyin, since he was the one Dan Zhou chose. It's a 1vN with secret identities, some of which have their own consciousness, but Zhuyin can use every identity. There are both romantic and platonic relationships.
- I used to be a die-hard monogamous romance fan. This time, I just thought the premise was hilarious and wanted to write it. T_T This isn't for readers looking for a pure 1v1 romance. There are a whole lot of husbands, seriously.
- All the secret identities love Dan Zhou, and Dan Zhou returns their feelings.
- Dan Zhou is severely disabled early on, but gets better later.
Coming Soon: Cross-Dressing Got Me Entangled with a Cross-Dressing Heartthrob
Two straight men mistake each other's cross-dressed selves for their ideal first love, then discover that they are each other's true love.
Blurb:
At sixteen, Tao Zhao went looking for fun in the pleasure quarter for the first time, only for his father to bring people and have the place surrounded. In desperation, he disguised himself as a girl, hoping to slip out unnoticed.
On the way, he ran into a beautiful "older sister" in trouble. She was cool and lovely, exactly his type.
Tao Zhao's young heart fluttered for the first time. He rescued her and made a promise to meet again.
Not long afterward, the Eighteen Strongholds of Hanhai fell. The emperor's agents, the Imperial Strategy Guards, came to Tao Zhao's home and ordered his father to cripple his only son's martial arts and send him to the palace as a hostage, to prove his loyalty.
Tao Zhao refused to comply and challenged Ku Rong, the commander of the Imperial Strategy Guards, to a duel to the death. He was beaten half to death, had his martial arts crippled, and was dragged to the imperial capital.
The capital was a world of indulgence, far better than the remote borderlands.
But here, he had no parents, no childhood friends, only scheming hearts and endless plots.
Tao Zhao was miserable.
Luckily, he reunited with the "older sister" he'd met before.
She was still aloof, but took meticulous care of him. They married, and Tao Zhao wed the person he loved. Their life together was blissful, and gradually he stopped missing home so much.
Until one day, Tao Zhao learned the truth:
The emperor's agent who had crippled his martial arts, damaged his waist, and left him at risk of paralysis,
and the "wife" who had risked her life to find medicine for him and cared for him tenderly,
were the very same person.
Theme: Trust is the foundation of a good relationship.
Ah () Are you going back to find sweet millet porridge? Forget it () Let's look at the swordsmith in the distance.
Finished, Danzhou is so cute. I'm so happy to be with Danzhou all the way here 🤗 I love you Danzhou. Looking forward to the extra episode 🐰
Danzhou snake snake body cat cat heart cute 🥺
Ouch () melon oh [question mark] [question mark]
I only have three chapters, I won't give up
Who is it? () Mainly, Sweetie made too much millet porridge () It depends on the situation!
That did come back quickly.
That did come back quickly.
"Danzhou... Has never been a "thing" that belongs to him alone. He has no excuses or legitimate reasons to force Danzhou to belong to him alone." This is a big bug for the author~ Make an excuse
[Covering face and peeking] When will Zhu take another two bites?