After Faking My Death, My Ex-Boyfriends Are Everywhere

Mikage Yuzuki belonged to the Port □□. By chance, he obtained a conquest System. The System required him to win over eight men, and completing the task would grant him one wish.

After a brief moment of shock, Mikage Yuzuki let his eyelids droop and grumbled, "Do all your Systems use the same old tricks?"

The System said nothing. It simply kicked him into another world.

[Welcome to the conquest world, player.]

*

In the first world, he was a cold-blooded killer in the organization, a mysterious executive who answered only to the boss, known as "that man's blade."

The young man always wore a mask. His hobbies included interrogation and flirting with people wherever he went. His playmates changed every day. When Bourbon met him, he always had kiss marks on him.

Bourbon had no interest in the private lives of the organization's members, until one day, the young man took his academy classmate Matsuda Jinpei by the hand and walked into a hotel.

Bourbon: !!

He racked his brains and tried every way he could think of to stop their relationship. The young man cornered him in an alley, warm breath brushing his neck and making him shiver, then flashed a wicked smile.

Mikage Yuzuki's voice rose softly at the end, each word seeming to linger on his tongue as he looked Bourbon up and down. "Are you jealous? You've been following me so closely lately."

"Don't worry, I'm just playing around with them." He chuckled and leaned close to the young man's ear. "If it were you, though, I might take things a little more seriously."

Bourbon: Oh no, this guy's after me!!

*

In the second world, he was a cursed fallen god, a special student at the technical college. He had a strange, cruel nature and an extreme self-destructive streak.

Bound in golden chains, Mikage Yuzuki looked up at the man with azure eyes and curled his lips. "Teacher, are you planning to make me vanish?"

"I just want you to behave a little, that's all."

His teacher in name, the strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world, locked him in a basement. He spent his days happily playing games, until one day...

"You should put this piece here." A fox-eyed young man in a monk's robe, with strange bangs, pointed at the screen. He floated in midair, his body transparent.

Mikage Yuzuki froze with the controller in his hands, eyes wide with shock. Without hesitation, he shouted, "Teacher! There's a ghost in here with weird bangs!"

*

In the third world, he was the secretary at the Port Mafia boss's side, a "human weapon" who couldn't feel pain. To outsiders, he seemed sinister and bizarre, yet he was devoted to sending his boss uplifting quotes.

"Never give up lightly. Life is full of possibilities." Mikage Yuzuki spoke in a flat voice, his mind wandering. "Live well, stay healthy, and live to a hundred..."

The man wore a fitted black suit, his figure partly concealed beneath an overcoat. The red scarf around his neck lent him a solemn air. Dazai Osamu stared blankly.

His secretary was full of malice toward him, cursing him with vicious words all day long. A wish for a long life was better saved for someone who needed it.

Boss Dazai: TD

Mikage Yuzuki stared blankly. He couldn't see the slightest chance of successfully winning over Boss Dazai. That walking pool of darkness was harder to win over than the other seven combined.

More than his affection score, he worried that Dazai might suddenly die one day. After all, his mental state seemed even worse than the Dazai in Mikage Yuzuki's original world.

Just as he gave up resisting and decided to lie flat, his affection score suddenly skyrocketed one day, completing the conquest mission. And the next moment...

[Ding! The conquest target has died. Beginning New Game Plus...]

*

The good news: Dazai Osamu came back to life, though for him, this was the worst possible news.

The bad news: People from the first two conquest worlds came looking for him :)

Not a ray of light could penetrate the pitch-black room. The young man was bound hand and foot, blindfolded, and curled up in a corner. Mikage Yuzuki tried to break free, struggling again and again.

"Click."

The cold muzzle of a gun pressed against his chest. Mikage Yuzuki shuddered despite himself, and a deep male voice rang through the empty room.

"I knew you weren't dead, traitor." Gin looked down at the young man in his wretched state, his eyes full of cruel murderous intent. "You were the organization's blade, yet you went soft and rescued a mole. Be grateful you have a get-out-of-death card."

Mikage Yuzuki: ...

If you're not a conquest target, could you please not pull this kidnapping routine? Right, sure.

*

Walking down the street, Mikage Yuzuki came across the demolition squad on duty and quickly dodged away. He went to buy a sandwich and ran into his three former classmates from the technical college.

The person making sandwiches was Bourbon, whom he'd once deceived, seduced, and dumped. Mikage Yuzuki paused at the shop entrance, then swiftly beat a retreat.

He had just stepped into a nearby dessert shop to buy some bread...

"How lucky~ I got the last one!" Gojo Satoru held up a bag, his steps a little buoyant. His eyes shifted to the young man staring blankly at him.

Mikage Yuzuki turned and ran. This wasn't cowardice, just following his instincts.

Gojo grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and lifted him over like a cat. A faint smile touched his lips, though there was no smile in his eyes. "Why are you running? So it really is you, Agetsu."

"Since you're not dead, this makes things easy. Shall we settle up for all the bad things you did?" He chuckled.

"First of all, just how many ex-boyfriends do you have?"

Mikage Yuzuki: Not too many, not too few. Exactly eight.

Thesis: Tearing up your character card is a bad habit, hey!