On the Importance of Owning a Ridiculous Electric Scooter

Su Dafu was a top delivery driver.

Her mother had always dreamed her daughter would become rich and successful, so she gave her a name meant to inspire her to work hard.

One day, while taking orders in a torrential downpour, Su Dafu saw a husky run a red light and compassionately went to help. Then she was struck by lightning. When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated to a parallel world.

This world had gone wonderfully bonkers, just the way she liked it!

Her electric scooter had grown a smart voice assistant that cursed people out.

Every time she delivered an order late, a mysterious golden portal appeared.

Customer complaints were automatically converted into a full recitation of the Memorial on Sending Out the Troops...

When a rival stole her orders, she showed them the Thanos of the bad-review world.

When she delivered dog food to Erlang Shen, the Howling Celestial Dog tore down a divine temple.

When she was chased by the Supernatural Phenomena Bureau, lightning struck her pursuers.

A guide to turning the tables as a wage slave: Instead of turning your anger inward, go berserk and unleash it on all three realms!

A friendly reminder: This story is for the following readers:

[Internet hooligans who've been tormented by clients, sold out by their own mothers, cursed out by their electric scooters, and want to conquer the world with square dancing!]

Disclaimer!

Please put your brain in a drawer while reading this. Thank you!

P.S. Feel free to check out the other silly short stories in my collection.

Theme: Cherish the present and live well!