[Honkai: Star Rail] A Feasibility Plan for Winning Over the Aeons

Mizhi started playing a full-dive romance game recommended by a friend.

After accidentally tapping the wrong option, he selected the hardest difficulty.

Mizhi: I'm supposed to win over Aeons? Seriously?

But time couldn't be turned back, and choices couldn't be undone.

Mizhi: Fine, but I have to meet these Aeons first, right?

Mizhi decided to start by joining the Interastral Peace Corporation and becoming a high-ranking officer, so he could get one step closer to an Aeon.

Day 38: He dropped dead.

Mizhi: ?

Again!

In the seventh Amber Era, Mizhi took the P47 position. He dropped dead.

Mizhi: ?

Reload, reload! Start over, start over!

In the forty-seventh Amber Era, Mizhi finally met Qlipoth, the Amber Lord. They glanced at him, then continued swinging their giant hammer.

[Congratulations! You have obtained the power of Preservation.]

[In the one hundred and twenty-fifth Amber Era, you finally made it before Qlipoth. You are already very old, with death just around the corner.]

[Congratulations, you have reached your 1,250th bad ending. Would you like to continue?]

Mizhi: Get lost!! I want to switch targets!!

[Aha heard what you wanted and gave you a thumbs-up.]

[Would you like to change your target to Aha, the Aeon of Elation?]

Yes.

[You spent your entire life searching for Aha to complete the System's conquest mission.]

[Until you were ravaged by illness, with little time left to live, and tears of despair streamed down your face.]

[You heard Aha laughing.]

[You died.]

[Second run: You died.]

[Third run: You died.]

[Ninety-fifth run: Aha got bored and left. Conquest failed.]

Mizhi: Damn it, how am I supposed to play this!

[Would you like to choose Yaoshi, the Aeon of Abundance, as your target?]

Mizhi (weakly): ...Yes.

[After countless hardships, you finally found a planet blessed by Yaoshi's original work.]

[You drank the elixir of immortality.]

[You seem to have gotten a little stronger.]

[Scales began growing on your skin. You developed a skin disease.]

[You died, you came back to life, you died, you came back to life...]

[Arrows streaked down from the sky like beams of light. You died.]

[Would you like to choose a new target?]

[Target changed to Lan, the Aeon of the Hunt.]

After an unknown number of reloads, still only managing to get bad endings, Mizhi had turned evil.

To hell with winning anyone over! I'm going to become the strongest!

Mizhi spent half a year grinding furiously, maxed out every stat, and finally became more powerful than the Aeons in the game.

Ha! Who cares about winning anyone over? A player should be the strongest!

But somehow, his favorability with every target was maxed out.

Mizhi: You stupid game, are you messing with me?

He angrily uninstalled the game.

And then...

The worlds began to merge, and all his targets came looking for him.

Mizhi: Hahaha, what the ****, get the hell away from me!!

There are nonhumans, love rival showdowns, and plenty of laughs.

Except for Aeons whose official art depicts them as humanoid, others may take human form depending on the circumstances.

OOC, specifically for the Aeons. After all, they're all here to date the protagonist.

This is actually a silly comedy, and the protagonist has a bit of a fourth-wall-breaking player mentality.

Blurb written on 2025.2.11 and archived; revised and screenshotted for archiving on 2025.3.16.

Theme: Love and courage are both essential.