I, the Heavenly Principles' Envoy, Want My Money!

When the author was writing this, my brain was going off the rails, so there may be plot holes and other bugs...

Sui Sheng opens his eyes and finds himself lying in an ice coffin, with nothing beside him but a damaged tablet.

He guesses that he has transmigrated into the game he just finished downloading.

Like all transmigrators, he has a golden finger System, but from time to time it gives Sui Sheng commands he can barely tolerate.

For instance, right now, to unlock the tablet, he has to shout a catchphrase.

But the catchphrase is so embarrassing that any normal person would blush with shame.

Sui Sheng: ...Do you want to hear yourself right now?

Sui Sheng has at least a little shame and firmly refuses to shout the catchphrase, but the things that happen after that become increasingly outrageous.

For example:

-The twin bard brothers in Mondstadt grab him and passionately accuse him of abandoning them after leading them on. As a result, he's thrown into the Knights of Favonius detention cell on the charge of playing with people's feelings.

-After finally escaping Mondstadt, he runs into a god from Liyue who confesses love to him. When Sui Sheng cruelly rejects him, the other man falls during the Rite of Descension. Then the Millelith catch Sui Sheng and throw him in a dungeon.

-Why do the god of Inazuma and Fontaine's Chief Justice both go crazy as soon as they see him??

Sui Sheng: Thanks. There's not one normal person in this world!

Can someone come save me already!!!!

In the midst of all these absurd events, he realizes his transmigration may not have been a coincidence, but part of his memory is missing.

As he deals with the entanglements of those who claim to be his "former lovers," he searches for information about his identity.

At last, he uncovers the truth behind his transmigration.

Once everything is settled, his followers pursue him even more relentlessly.

Sui Sheng: Damn.

Maybe I should just die.

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When the Traveler throws a gathering during the Lantern Rite, everyone has a different expression when Sui Sheng comes up.

A certain Wangsheng Funeral Parlor consultant (coughing awkwardly a couple of times): We have a marriage contract that's still unsigned. As soon as he agrees, I can announce it to the world.

A certain unknown bard: Huh? He's the partner this bard has chosen, so don't you dare try anything with him. Not even the great Lord Barbatos could save you then. You mean his marriage pact with that stone next door? Of course it's fake. Ow! Who hit me?

Sui Sheng, hearing the Traveler recount this conversation afterward: Go on dreaming! You can have anything you want in your dreams!

And now, for upcoming books!

Here's a Honkai: Star Rail danmei pre-order. Visit the author's page to add it to your collection ☆o☆:

NO. 1 "[Honkai: Star Rail] The Bride of the Aeons". An outrageous love triangle! A ton of hair-pulling! No-prize guessing: who will win the bride's heart?

NO. 2 "[Honkai: Star Rail] How Many Good Big Brothers Do You Have?!" Click to see an Aeon raise a child~ A ridiculous comedy √ Brothers on good terms √

Both are being drafted. I'll roll a die to decide which one to start first, so add them to your collection early and read them as soon as they drop!

A guide to reading this story:

Updates every other day before signing, in step with the rankings. After signing, I'll try to update daily.

The cover character design is non-exclusive.

1. This is an extremely unrestrained work. There's no skill involved, just OOC behavior. Don't scrutinize the logic.

2. The timeline is a mess. Anything that differs from the original is me making things up ovo

3. The protagonist is adored by everyone and a total heartthrob.

4. Various characters who were supposed to die will be brought back.

5. The outline was written during game version 4.3. If things don't match up later, the game blindsided me.

6. See the first chapter for specific content warnings.

Theme: Do not fear the darkness. Keep your heart turned toward the light