Those Years I Raised Lotus Flowers in the Primordial World

Hello, I am Yunchi. I seek lotus flowers. If you have any news, report to Zhuming Hall on Guishan at once.

Everyone in the Primordial World knows that Yunchi, the sect leader of Zhuming Hall on Guishan, loves lotus flowers. From the summit to the foot of the mountain, every stretch of river on Guishan is filled with all kinds of rare lotus treasures.

Most of his disciples even have lotus patterns embroidered on their robes when they travel.

But no one knows that Yunchi has had his eye on a certain lotus leaf for a long time.

Unfortunately, though Yunchi is a member of the Phoenix Clan, in some ways he's not much different from a block of wood

At the demon emperor Di Jun's wedding, he said with tears in his eyes, "All the hardships in my love life come from my younger brother and my younger brother's best friend!"

The first giant bird on Di Jun's romantic road, Donghuang Taiyi, quietly made himself less noticeable.

The second giant bird wasn't having it. "But with Taiyi's and my help, you did marry Changxi!"

"Yes, and Changxi nearly decided to fight Di Jun to the death." Fuxi, the chief strategist, twisted the knife between the two giant birds.

Yunchi's sect is not exactly normal, either.

"Aaaah! Don't die! My numbers! I can't leave the mountain unless I meet my quota! I don't want to stay here and get tormented by my senior brothers and sisters!"

If you see wounded demons and witches getting knocked unconscious by a physician in the middle of the Witch-Demon Cataclysm battlefield, don't panic. They're from the Life-and-Death Sect.

"We'd never start trouble at a clinic, but physicians can meet their quotas by beating people up."

An anonymous Life-and-Death Sect disciple

They healed Kua Fu, then knocked him out and sent him back to the Witch Clan when he tried to chase after his target again.

They found a wounded Golden Crow, but his injuries were too severe to treat, so they could only gather his soul with heavy hearts.

In short, Yunchi has practically no chance of raising that lotus leaf.

Then one day, while Yunchi was tending flowers at home and his disciples were making a racket all over the mountain, the Three Pure Ones burst in and demanded that he take responsibility.

"?" A question mark appeared over Yunchi's head. "I have nothing to do with the Three Pure Ones of Kunlun, "

The Green Duck Sword pressed against his throat. Tongtian spoke in a chilling voice. "You dare say this has nothing to do with you?"

Yunchi thought it over, then looked cautiously at Tongtian. "Maybe, perhaps, possibly, it does have something to do with me?"

Theme: Refuse to submit to death, and refuse to submit to fate