I Have a Blade That Cuts Down Lovesick Fools

Shen Yanzhou has an unattainable first love, so he finds himself a substitute.

He's very pleased with this stand-in girlfriend.

Pretty and clingy, considerate and gentle.

Most importantly, everyone knows she's a hopeless romantic.

She's madly in love with him.

Shen Yanzhou doesn't feel much about it. He's been the favored child since birth, so women are supposed to treat him this way. Isn't that right?

But his equally privileged best friend hasn't been so lucky.

Rumor has it that two years ago, his best friend was abruptly dumped by his ex-girlfriend and became a completely different person, unable to recover.

Yikes, poor guy.

Until one day, he sees...

In a dimly lit stairwell, his best friend pins his girlfriend against the wall, gripping her slender, pale neck. His voice, nearly crazed, grinds into her ear: "Tell me, why did you break up with me?"

His large hand strokes the vulnerable veins in her neck. "What does he have that I don't? Or do you just like this kind of thrill? Hmm?"

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System: [Congratulations, Host! You've been bound to the Pinduoduo Romance-Brain Slash-One-for-a-Discount System. Our slogan is: Cut out that lovesick brain and set a new little goal! Here's how to use it:]

Wen Mian swings her knife.

[100,000,000 has been deposited into your Wealthy Treasure account.]

Wen Mian puts away her knife and smiles shyly. "Are there any more promotions? I've got a few more lovesick brains I'd like to sign up."

System: [...]

[Yikes, poor guy.]

[Yikes, poor two guys.]

[Yikes, poor three guys.]

[Yikes, poor four guys.]

[...]

Theme: Love makes people blind