Marriage first, love later | Both are sexually inexperienced | Six-year age gap | Sweet romance
[Cold, calculating CEO who plays dumb x Money-minded, goofy college student]
Yue Xiao, the impossibly busy head of the Yue Corporation, has two dim-witted younger brothers who know nothing about business.
The burden of the group presses down on him like a mountain, leaving him barely able to breathe.
Then a car accident lands Yue Xiao in the hospital, and a long-missed sense of relief washes over him.
Suddenly, he doesn't want to work anymore.
So Yue Xiao bribes his private doctor.
That afternoon, a diagnosis is delivered to the Yue family: "Mr. Yue has suffered brain damage. His intelligence will remain at the level of an eight-year-old."
He dumps the mess in someone else's lap.
His second younger brother, Yue Feng, is shoved into the role, and spends every day weeping over financial reports.
Meanwhile, Yue Xiao eats and sleeps to his heart's content, as happy as a real fool.
His family can't bear to leave him unattended, so they arrange a marriage for him, supposedly to "find someone caring to look after you."
On the day they first meet, Yue Xiao hears his fiancee whispering from behind her parents: "Those 'washing the big butt' stories are really popular these days. Am I going to have to wash his big butt every night? He's handsome, but I'm still going to need extra pay!"
Yue Xiao: ...
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After their wedding, Yue Xiao discovers that his wife has plenty of "virtues."
For one, she knows how to "take care" of people.
"Xiao Xiao, experts say sleeping on the couch strengthens your spine. You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"Xiao Xiao, children shouldn't play on their phones. Here, I'll keep yours safe."
"Xiao Xiao, it's getting cold today. This pink bunny onesie is the warmest, so put it on. Boys should wear pink."
For another, she has a "sense of responsibility."
"Girl, you're at a bar?! Let me give my little old man a few melatonin tablets, then I'll come find you. I'm worried he'll wake up in the middle of the night looking for Mommy, and start crying if he can't find her."
Yue Xiao: ...Little old man?
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When Song Xi hears the Yue family is looking for a marriage alliance, she signs up without a second thought.
A dumb husband and money she can spend however she likes? That's her dream life of doing nothing.
Unfortunately, Yue Xiao is blessed with a breathtakingly handsome face and a perfect body, broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted.
Taking advantage of the fact that Yue Xiao supposedly has the intelligence of an eight-year-old, Song Xi bullies him without a shred of guilt every day.
But with a face and body like that right in front of her, Song Xi can't help her heart skipping a beat.
Alas, the shackles of morality weigh heavily on her: making a move on someone with the mind of an eight-year-old is a crime.
Until one night, in the haze of twilight, 162-centimeter, 22-year-old Song Xi finally loses control and corners the 190-centimeter, 28-year-old "giant little old man" against the living room wall.
Her eyes sparkle as she coaxes him in a sultry voice: "Xiao Xiao, could you call me Mommy?"
If he can't call her wifey, hearing him say Mommy is even more exciting!
Yue Xiao, who has held back for half a year, finally can't take it anymore.
He recovers overnight, shocking the whole family.
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