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A generously updated farming novel with over 500,000 words: The Sky Screen: I Played County Magistrate Simulator and Got Watched
A leisurely cooking and fluffy-neighbor slice-of-life with an elf chef: Survival on a Floating Island: Starting with a Scallion
After traveling from the apocalypse into a sci-fi world, Lu Yanzhou went from a powerful beast tamer to a young man with disabled legs and a filthy, squalid home.
The good news: He still had his gift for understanding animal speech and could communicate with them.
The bad news: His bonded beast, a silver tabby kitten named Zai Zai, had vanished!
Fortunately, the compass soul-bound to Zai Zai was still nestled safely in his heart, relaying the kitten's condition
Zai Zai was alive, but its soul had been shaken and it had fallen into a deep sleep.
Only by completing animals' requests and collecting enough of their wishes' power could he wake Zai Zai!
Lu Yanzhou: I have to save Zai Zai, make money, and train my abilities! The only way to get all three is to become a streamer!
And so, “Zhouzhou Says Nothing, Just Meows and Barks” appeared out of nowhere. Its debut featured... a golden retriever starved by its stupid owner.
“Woooof! Woof! Woof woof woof!”
[Human! Hungry! Can! Open the can! Dad left, no food! Hungry!]
Lu Yanzhou's mouth twitched. “The can opener is on the table, but you shouldn't need it. Now, bite the edge of the can, hold it tight with your front paws, shake your head once to the left, then once to the right, and pull up, ”
That evening, his stream shot to the top of the pet-streaming rankings.
#Shock! Streamer uses dog-language translation to teach a golden retriever to open a can and enjoy some canned meat#
#Say no to treating pets like helpless babies, starting with you and me#
But gradually, Lu Yanzhou realized something was off.
He looked for a mom for a ragdoll cat. The cat wailed and meowed: “Mom is so pitiful! She was dismembered!”
He helped a lop-eared rabbit choose a grave. The rabbit sniffled with red eyes: “I want to be buried in the garden where I saw my owner fall...”
He helped a police dog find an adoptive family. The dog howled and bit a middle-aged man on the kneecap: “Wooo! Master! Er Gouzi avenged you!”
“Officer Fang, this is the third pet-witnessed murder case this month.” Lu Yanzhou picked up a corgi that only knew how to bark and held it in front of the cold-faced young man. “Could you take another look?”
The hand Officer Fang Xubai had on his gun trembled slightly. “Are you a psychic fraud or an accomplice to the murderer?”
Lu Yanzhou blinked. “Could I be the pet owner you've never met?”
My next novel: Meow Meow, I'm Fighting Scams Again Today
A story about a kitty outsmarting scammers! A heroic cat!
When Shi Qing woke up, he discovered that he had turned from a human into a little calico kitten and somehow become an operative for the Animal Anti-Fraud Bureau.
He could only turn back into a human after helping people recognize scams and building up enough good karma.
Watching the tabby leader giving an impassioned speech onstage
Shi Qing lowered his head and looked at his own fluffy little paws. He couldn't help spreading his paw pads and splaying his toes. Why does a kitten have to work, too? Is this what they mean by turning us into wage slaves from the cradle?
Shi Qing gave a little “hmph,” clenched his tiny round paw, pursed his three-lobed lips, and silently vowed: Cat, no, I, a human, still want to be human.
And so
Shi Qing eagerly picked up his first call. “Meow, ”
[Hello, you've reached the Meow Meow Anti-Fraud Center. I'm Meow Meow Operator No. 01, happy to help!]
#Yay! Another case solved! One step closer to becoming human!#
#There's no one who can't be scammed, just scams that haven't found the right victim yet!#
#This kitty is still “giving everything” for humanity's money today!#
Theme: Looking forward to a better future
What does it mean to lose the job you just got? Why, big brother
I would like to politely ask the author whether this is a fate update or a weekly update 😭 😭
Um... I can't understand it. God's perspective is also obscured. I'm just anxious and making trouble without explanation.
Madam, I have a suggestion. Of course, if Madam thinks it is inappropriate or pertinent, just pretend she didn't see it. I think the emotional descriptions of the two protagonists in the article are a little exaggerated and fancy. Emotions such as anger and happiness are a bit too deliberate. I personally think that they can be restrained a little and don't need to be written out clearly, which may make it less embarrassing. If my wife thinks it's useless, just pretend she didn't see it. That's just what I said.
Not bad, but it ended too quickly [Cat's Claw]
You are finally back. Big [changed] [changed] [changed]
Um! Even God's vision is confused at this stage.
Mimi Mi Squat Update
Squatting, squatting, good breasts, good barking, all good
The most important thing is yourself, if you don't have it, you'll have nothing [hug]
What does it mean to lose the job you just got? Why, big brother
I would like to politely ask the author whether this is a fate update or a weekly update 😭 😭
Um... I can't understand it. God's perspective is also obscured. I'm just anxious and making trouble without explanation.
Madam, I have a suggestion. Of course, if Madam thinks it is inappropriate or pertinent, just pretend she didn't see it. I think the emotional descriptions of the two protagonists in the article are a little exaggerated and fancy. Emotions such as anger and happiness are a bit too deliberate. I personally think that they can be restrained a little and don't need to be written out clearly, which may make it less embarrassing. If my wife thinks it's useless, just pretend she didn't see it. That's just what I said.
Not bad, but it ended too quickly [Cat's Claw]
You are finally back. Big [changed] [changed] [changed]
Um! Even God's vision is confused at this stage.
Mimi Mi Squat Update
Squatting, squatting, good breasts, good barking, all good
The most important thing is yourself, if you don't have it, you'll have nothing [hug]