The day I died should be the clearest memory I have. I still remember my classmate Dongfang bragging about his invincible nephew’s two-second time stop. I remember the middle-aged office worker’s damp, sinister eyes. I remember being blown apart until all that remained was one hand.
Then I transmigrated, into the world of a manga.
The good news: my soul is intact. The bad news: why do I still only have one hand?!
Luckily, I met a kindhearted UMA (Unidentified Mysterious Animal) hunter named Shuto. He took my hand into his dark inn to keep it from rotting. I declare myself his fourth hand!
With his help and Nakkuru’s, I’m doing my best to find a way home. As long as I still have one hand, I believe my all-powerful classmate Dongfang can bring me back to life. And revenge is a fine thing too, something I simply have to savor.
Unfortunately, the only person I eventually meet is Kira Yoshikage, who wanders this world and claims to have lost nearly everything.
“So you’re saying this world’s spacetime is relatively stable, while the world I came from has so many time-based monsters that its spacetime energy is in disarray, and the world periodically excretes a tiny number of wandering souls like a loose sphincter?”
And so, as you can see, it’s 1999 in Yorknew City (YorkNew City, huh... Could that be New York?), a gathering place for the mafia.
The murderer once hunted by the people of Morioh is nowhere to be found, while thieves who wreak havoc overturn law and order amid a hail of gunfire.
Here, a ruthless black-haired young man calmly presses the ghost of an old friend about where the dead belong, and whether a soul denied by this world can find peace in another.
And here... perhaps he shouldn’t be here. “Are you sure you want to join the mafia, and not some gay bar on the street?” Dalzollene says to the purple-haired man. Wait, this guy has an accomplice too?!
This is a disaster.
No one knows whether someone else who shouldn’t be here will suddenly appear.
The world continues to evolve in disorder as entropy increases, yet fate’s curse must still be written into it.
Can someone fix this world’s loose sphincter already?
Wait, I think I can!!!
Star Platinum: The World: ?
0. The main characters are from Hunter x Hunter and JoJo Part 4.
1. Multiple endings; pairing undecided. Hunter x Hunter includes a romance with an obscure character pair (I mean Shuto and Nakkuru. I love them so much, nod nod).
2. Told from multiple points of view, with tons of original worldbuilding. The Yorknew City arc and JoJo plot are heavily altered, so please read with caution if that bothers you. (I’ll do my best to make this accessible to readers who haven’t read Hunter x Hunter or JoJo!)
3. The characters’ values don’t represent the author’s.
4. The author is struggling with real life, so updates will be irregular. Please read with caution.
Theme: Visit home often, before it’s too late
Nakulu... You roll your eyes when you are holding back your tears. It's easy for people to misunderstand you. Hahahahahahahaha. I also feel that Nakulu is a person who can't hide things on his face, so it's natural for Yuna to see it! (You guys are about ten years behind each other, you are so inferior.) Xiu Tuo doesn't seem to be able to hide much on his face, but as expected, this matter is still more reliable than killing him (nod!) Where can I mess with the miserable Jiji? Although it is miserable, Jiji is very happy to see you being beaten by a group of people (hey) [Sunglasses]
Hhhhhhh Xiu Tuo's socially fearful character makes it so easy to be at a loss. You have to get straight to the point. Look at the way his forehead is sweating and his eyes are spinning (Hey, stop it)
Update! (Wiping tears) The plot of this chapter develops so fast! It's better to say that I don't know how it will develop in the future! With the involvement of the Phantom Troupe, the situation will become more complicated, and how will Kira Yoshikage collide with the Phantom Troupe! It would be interesting if the troupe really faced off against Kira Yoshikage! The feeling of a bad person grinding down a bad person! So looking forward to it!!
Wuwuwu, the rhythm is so good, don't get stuck here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha [cover your face to laugh and cry][cover your face to laugh and cry][cover your face to laugh and cry]
Ahhhhhh, although the location is in the garbage mountain, I have imagined that I might meet the brigade, but at this point! Come on, get cool! Your ghost girlfriend is in danger! (Shaking) As expected, you will feel relieved when you hear Nakulu's voice. It is full of affirmation and goodwill towards you, as well as an irresistible warmth. The world can be so moving only if there are people like you, Nakulu (wiping tears)
Yuuna... Finally felt aggrieved like a child. It has been great to persevere all the way until now. You are obviously just an ordinary high school student but you have to experience the loneliness and helplessness that no one can understand when you become a ghost. You have done a great job. Let us regroup and make Jiji and his son pay the price!!! [Anger]
The old man feels guilty for killing someone and killing him, so the awesome girl cheers to defeat Kira Yoshikage.
Ugh, ah, ah, damn it! Yoshikage Kira, you are so unforgivable!! It was such a difficult sniper match. Even though Sister Bao tried so hard, she could still maintain a 50-50 split. Josuke, please don't die, Josuke - Yuna is still a little overwhelmed by her ability to deal with it alone. If she has a bright-minded partner to help figure out a way, maybe the response will be more comprehensive... But this chapter has a ridiculous and funny feeling of a young girl training an old man into an old man 🐶
Suddenly I found that two words in the last sentence were blocked. What on earth triggered JJ's stress?
Strong request to strengthen the protagonist 🐶🌹🐶🌹🐶🌹