[Hunter X Hunter] Don't Look Back at That Old Dream

I accidentally did the thing every office worker most wants to do: I sucker-punched my boss!

Unfortunately, not only did the two-star Crime Hunter Mizaistom witness the crime with his own eyes, but Pariston also ruined my attempted faked death.

Wanting to stay alive, I had no choice but to change my name and cling to the Hunter Association, doing my best to scrape by. I also have to get a two-million-yuan makeover injection every month, a premium product from the Zoldyck Family. What kind of miserable sucker am I?

...Wouldn't it be fine if nobody remembered what happened in the first place?! With that hope in my heart, one day I awakened the ability to erase a certain memory and all its effects.

Heaven was about to entrust me with a great task, so I could wreck the world, hack people into idiots with a single swing (literally), and, even better, sleep with someone and then run off (Huh??)

That was until Heaven struck me down. When I sucker-punched my former boss's boss, I lost everything.

The above is a story someone else told me.

So can anyone explain why there's a weird pompadour, a pretty blond boy, and a short blue-haired guy chasing after me??

The pompadour says he's worried I'll sleep with him and run off, then erase his memories, so he's going to use the stamina he built up by running his legs off at the age of six to make a quick getaway after we sleep together. (Huh??? Are all professional Hunters this immoral????

The pretty blond boy and the blue-haired shorty are totally my type, so I can more or less overlook the fact that I've been chased until I'm covered in injuries. I'm going to throw myself at them!

Sometimes, when I'm tired of fooling around and want to go home, the same person is always sitting beside me. Am I some kind of criminal-in-the-making for him to keep such a close eye on me?

Let this world burn... *facepalm*

1. Amnesia is involved. The author is a total mutt! There are romantic arcs with obscure characters (by which I mean Mizaistom and Knuckle, and these two are even the final contenders). The pairing is undecided, and there are tons of headcanons, so read with caution if that bothers you.

2. The first half begins after the Kurta Clan massacre and is almost entirely original. The second half connects to the main storyline.

3. The female lead has questionable morals. The characters' values do not represent the author's.

4. The author is in a constant struggle with real life, so updates are irregular. Read with caution if that bothers you.

Lately I've been thinking of writing this one to change things up↓

"[Hunter x JOJO] The World's Sphincter Repair Plan" (also known as "So What If I Turned Into a Hand?")

The day I died should be the clearest memory of all. I still remember my seatmate, Higashikata, bragging about his amazing nephew who could stop time for two seconds. I remember the middle-aged salaryman's damp, sinister eyes. I remember being blown up until I was nothing but a hand.

Then I transmigrated into the world of a manga.

Good news: my soul is intact. Bad news: why is my body still nothing but a hand!!!

Luckily, I met the kind-hearted UMA (Unidentified Mysterious Animal) Hunter Shuto. He took my hand into his Dark Hotel to keep it from rotting. I hereby declare that I'm his fourth hand!

With his and Knuckle's help, I work hard to find a way home. As long as I still have one hand, I'm sure the all-powerful Higashikata will be able to bring me back to life. Revenge is a fine thing, and something I simply have to savor.

Sadly, the only person I eventually encounter is Kira Yoshikage, who wanders this world, claiming to have lost nearly everything.

"So you're saying that the spacetime of this world is relatively stable, while the world I'm from has so many time-based monsters that its spacetime energy is in disarray, and the world periodically excretes a tiny number of wandering souls, like a sphincter relaxing?"

And so, as you can see, it's 1999, in Yorknew City (Yorkshin, hmm... that name is more familiar to us as New York), a gathering place for the mafia.

The murderer whom everyone in Morioh once wanted to bring to justice has drifted off somewhere. The thieves who wreak havoc overturn the order and rules of law amid a hail of gunfire.

Here, a ruthless black-haired young man calmly presses the ghost of an old friend about where it belongs, wondering if a soul denied by this world can find peace in another.

Here, perhaps he shouldn't be here at all. "Are you sure you want to join the mafia, and not some gay bar on the street?" Dalzollene asks the purple-haired man. Wait, this guy has a partner?!

This is a huge problem.

No one knows if another person who shouldn't be here will suddenly show up.

The world keeps evolving in the disorder of ever-increasing entropy, yet fate's curse is being written into it.

Can someone fix this world's lax sphincter already!

Wait, I think I can!!!

Star Platinum: The World: ?

Theme: Love yourself