Idiot, You Dare to Be Homeless

In the first year when Wei Xunnan was assigned to Wall Street, he was not accustomed to the environment and his life was as miserable as 100% high-concentration dark chocolate. By chance, he downloaded a development and placement game. The game claimed to be able to communicate with development characters across dimensional walls. Wei Xunnan drew a boy at the beginning. The prototype is an emperor who died at the age of twenty according to some unofficial history. Wei Xunnan wanted to harass him every day. He went online after get off work and poked the bun on the screen: "Hey, why are you so proud?" Annoying! There are so many things happening every day! Tang Ling was sitting on a dragon chair piled with gold and jade silk and satin, with bulging cheeks and one side of his face like a peeled lychee. He picked up the memorial at hand and tore it into pieces. Wei Xunnan comforted him, asked him to take out the memorial, and gave him advice all night long. It was Wei Xunnan's turn to pour out his bitterness. [I was criticized by my boss for being late today, and my bonus was deducted by 200 yuan] Tang Ling crossed his arms and snorted coldly. Happy. ? You heartless one] Death. [Can't you coax me? No. [Be careful, I won't feed you anything delicious in the future. Leave quickly without seeing him off. None of it sounded good. Wei Xunnan laughed angrily. *** Scholars can be killed but not humiliated. It happened to be a gathering of people working together, so Wei Xunnan decided to leave him alone for two days. On the way home on the evening of the third day, Wei Xunnan felt someone was following him, so he caught the thief. Looking up the arm, I saw a beautiful and vivid face. The person looked like a young chick who had just left the shelter of its wings, choking: "I, I don't know how I got here... I have nowhere to go." Wei Xunnan's eyes straightened, his head buzzed, and he subconsciously invited: "Then do you want to come to my house?" *** Tang Ling, an ancient man from more than 3,000 years ago, had just arrived and was very uncomfortable with it. As a gentleman, Wei Xunnan believed that he had to treat this distinguished guest well. Who knew that this little emperor could not give him a good face, but within two days he started to arouse him in a domineering way. He looks like a debt collector every day, has a venomous mouth, is picky about food, and is more difficult to maintain than the young masters of the old days - and is also a prodigal. Wei Xunnan had to sell the Phantom and replace it with an 1982 Hongqi bicycle. She rides the second wheel to take him to work every day, and drives him home in the evening. Wei Xunnan was the kind of person who was born in Rome. As long as he can remember, others have always been licking his share. But only here in Tang Ling, his pride was in vain. But he still couldn't make up his mind. Every time Tang Ling walked past him with a sweet smell after taking a bath, he couldn't help but swallow hard. When he gritted his teeth and washed Tang Ling's clothes at night, he was able to wash them, and he would hold the collar of his clothes and put it under his nose to smell it like an addiction. Wei Xunnan was in a daze, and just when he was suspecting that he was masochistic, an enemy suddenly came to stir up trouble. Just as Wei Xunnan was about to take action, he saw the little scoundrel who came to see him throw away the small bag carrying snacks and said in disbelief: "How dare you hit my servant!" The little bad guy glared and rushed forward to fight. Wei Xunnan's heartbeat was in chaos until he went to bed. He touched the small hole on the back of Tang Ling's hand and uttered: "... Baby." The little villain who didn't understand the charm was instantly on the verge of a formidable enemy: "Baby? What does baby mean!" Wei Xunnan's heart stopped beating and he took a deep breath: "Say what you mean, little idiot." After fooling him, Wei Xunnan took the country bumpkin who had never seen the world to McDonald's to reward him. Just after going to the toilet, Tang Ling started to quarrel with the foreigner. The foreigner saw how cute he was and teased him and refused to give him food. He was so angry that he yelled: "Baby! Do you understand? You are a hateful baby!" It made the foreigner blush and feel shy. Gritting his teeth, Wei Xunnan stepped forward, picked up Tang Ling, pushed him into the car, closed the door, and bit Tang Ling's mouth. Tang Ling reacted very much. He punched him several times and asked him what he was doing! Wei Xunnan's back was numb from the kiss, but he still pretended to be a big-tailed wolf: "In the 21st century, the contract must be signed and sealed. We are sealing it now. After we seal it, I won't be able to drive you away." Is this so! ? Tang Ling immediately put down his hands and opened his lips in confusion: "Oh. Then you must cover the key points." #Kissing is a seal and touching hands is business, you scheming men...# #Stupid cut open wow, he is still a fool# Purpose: World peace