[Next book "Little Poor Cannon Fodder [Quick Travel]"]
Lu Songshi accidentally entered a late-night horror variety show with high ratings.
The app will regularly release shooting content: Horror Hotel, Call from a Haunted Mansion, Snowfield Horror...
Talent scouts select potential guests on the Paranormal Survival Set to debut.
Lu Songshi hired a personal editor, who was responsible for cutting exciting cuts to help the guests gain popularity.
A certain variety show was filmed in a spooky mansion.
Cut for ordinary guests:
Jie Jie, a perverted doll holding a scalpel, smiled strangely and threw knives at the guests.
The guests were running around: Help, this guy's throw is so accurate!
The cut during Lu Song:
The doll opened its big scarlet mouth, trying to swallow Lu Songshi.
Lu Songshi stuffed the rag into her mouth: Sorry, I'll reply to a message first.
Doll:?
Lu Songshi tied the doll to the sofa and took the time to reply to the soft-hearted sweetheart who had been pestering him for a long time.
Later, the sweetheart and editor Nan Yanzhou lost his horse.
Lu's eyes evaded and his voice was hoarse when he sang: No guest had ever had an inappropriate relationship with an editor before...
Nan Yanzhou stroked the hickey on the corner of his mouth: Now there is it.
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"Master Lop-eared Rabbit unexpectedly became famous"
Shen Lian protected the Immortal Sect for hundreds of years, but in the end he was slandered and tortured by his fellow sect members, and a generation of Immortal Lords disappeared from their lives.
When he woke up again, he was told that he was recording a variety show, and there were unfamiliar objects everywhere. Fortunately, there were people he was familiar with in the show.
Shen Lian blocked Pei Chen's path and looked up at him: "Apprentice, can you take me back to your residence?"
Pei Chen:......
Fans exploded: How dare an 18th-tier actor seduce our Best Actor Pei? Dad will scold you to death!
A certain actress is a well-known big shot in the industry. Unfortunately, she was diagnosed with a hidden illness. She is suffering from bone disease and has been bedridden all year round. She thought she would die soon.
Shen Lian, who was full of fans, took the initiative to come to the door. With his superb medical skills, he used acupuncture to remove blood clots and cured her stubborn illness in less than three days.
The actress burst into tears and wanted to introduce all the resources to Shen Lian, but was rejected by him: "No need."
The talented director has been in a trance recently, talking nonsense about seeing ghosts.
Shen Lian checked at his house for a while, drew talismans to suppress evil spirits, and gave him a red rope to ward off evil spirits and avoid disaster. After that, the director really didn't see any ghosts again.
The director came to thank you, and Shen Lian said calmly: "It's a little effort."
When the show aired, fans were dumbfounded: Is this the same vase beauty from before? !
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"There is no one here, Master."
In the elevator, Pei Chen looked at the man buried in his arms with a smile, then reached out and took off his hat.
Shen Lian's clothes were messy, soft, drooping rabbit ears popped out from the sides of his head, and he refused to look up at him no matter how loud he screamed.
Pei Chen took off Shen Lian's mask, ignored his tearful eyes, and said with a low smile: "Master, why can't you help it anymore?"
Shen Lian looked at the guy in front of him, his eyes were red, he frowned and said: "... The traitor."
He is cold, slow and a little bit spoiled. He is a gentleman and has a graceful and sinister attitude.
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"Beauty in the Coffin"
Xie Heyin found a coffin in the basement of his home, with a beauty lying inside.
There is no information about this person recorded in the genealogy, only two words are engraved on the lower right corner of the coffin: Yu Qing.
One day, there was a heavy rain outside without any warning, and the room was dark. After a soft sound, a beauty with three thousand green hair hanging down to the ground and bare feet walked out of the coffin.
He walked up to the only living person in the room and said coldly: Junior, go prepare some water, I want to take a bath.
Jie Heyin:...
Yu Qing frowned: What are you doing standing still? You're not even old enough yet you can't understand people's words?
Jie Heyin: No, I was thinking, the first reaction of ordinary people when seeing a ghost is to scream first or run away first?
Yu Qing:......
Yu Qing is an old antique with a pedantic mind, but he has a nice face, as cold as jade, and has an immortal appearance, which inevitably makes people feel some undue malice.
He doesn't like talking to people.
Jie Heyin wanted to seduce him and play with him, seeing his intolerable but helpless expression.
Finally, Yu Qing wanted to escape.
He tilted his head and considered carefully: "I want to discuss something with you..."
Before he finished speaking, the back of his hand was pressed against the steaming bath mirror. Jie Heyin raised the beauty's sweaty chin: "Want to escape? Stop thinking about it."
1. Note that the solitary and romantic antique appraiser Gong x is calm and can easily arouse people's sadistic desires.
2. Gong is not a normal person.
Intention: Use setbacks to build a successful future, and loneliness is the painkiller for wounds.