[Q: I woke up and found my fave alive, guys, is this normal?]
So here's what happened. Last night, after my usual routine of crying over my dead fave, I arranged all the figurines by my bedside and went to sleep.
But this morning, my face felt kind of sore. Half-asleep, I reached out and touched it...
It felt soft, and a little furry?
Thinking it was some kind of unspeakable bug, I sprang into the air, grabbed the bug zapper, and prepared to deliver a lethal blow to the vile insect at the scene of the crime.
But the creature under my blanket wriggled twice and then stopped moving. A human voice came from underneath.
"Get me out of here, damn it!"
I sucked in a sharp breath and braced myself before nervously lifting the blanket.
It was a 10-centimeter-tall little person, with white hair, blue eyes, and an absolutely adorable face.
It was my fave, the one I'd been thinking about all night!
But he could move.
Now he was glaring at me and demanding, "Hmph. So you're the one who ambushed me?"
So, everyone, what am I supposed to do in this situation?
1L: There's no saving you. Next.
2L: OP, do you have delusions? You should see a doctor.
3L: No pic, no proof. I don't believe you unless you show me.
4L: Why did OP stop talking? Knew it, you're a liar. Reported.
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Kanzaki Ichi secretly bought another new waifu and brought her home.
But before he could hide her, an incredulous voice sounded behind him:
"You bought another new figurine?!"
He turned around and saw his white-haired waifu looking at him as if to say, "You got another cat behind my back?!" Beside her stood his black-haired waifu, silent but clearly disapproving.
Kanzaki Ichi guiltily looked away. "Ah... um... the more, the merrier, right?"
Heaven is my witness, I'm not a playboy. My heart is just divided equally into a lot of pieces.
*
Shibuya Incident.
Having already learned of Brain's scheme, Gojo Satoru faced the impostor wearing Geto Suguru's skin and gave a cold laugh. Then he pulled out a Dragon Ball and shouted:
"Come back to life, my best friend!"
Kenjaku: ???
What the hell? My brain's been popped out! Aaaaaah!!
Geto Suguru, returned to the land of the living, grabbed Kenjaku as he tried to escape and began settling the score with a smile that didn't reach his eyes.
"You sure had fun playing with my body."
Kenjaku: ...
I can't take this anymore. The other side is fighting dirty. They have a resurrection item! Is that even fair? (smiles)
[Reading Guide]
# The main story is told in third person
# Lighthearted and goofy, with a happy ending for this timeline
# My own take on the timeline
# Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with a little Detective Conan crossover
Theme: Love life!
