Checking In at Iconic Scenes on the Jujutsu Set

[Coming Soon: After the Tokyo Jujutsu High Gang's Figures Came to Life] My figures have gained sentience! Blurb at the very end

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[Blurb]

After being hit by a truck and sent to another world, Amamiya Gen is dropped into a manga called Jujutsu O Battle and forcibly bound to a "Famous Scene Check-In System."

He can't go home unless he collects every CG image??

Looking at a collection of over a hundred pictures, Amamiya Gen's vision went black.

To get home, Amamiya Gen diligently sticks close to the two classmates who are walking CG factories, but the more he watches them, the more something seems off (Usami-chan's sharp stare).

Watching the two of them cling to each other, throw their arms around one another, call each other best friends, and refuse to be separated (or so it seems), he suddenly realizes:

So this is a BL manga!

*

After the great battle, several of the Tokyo Jujutsu High classmates gather together. The atmosphere is relaxed for the first time in ages.

Looking at the dessert he loves and the best friend still by his side, Gojo, briefly free of the burden of being the strongest, feels a little emotional.

"Everything is going so smoothly, it's like a dream."

Before he can finish, an ill-timed voice suddenly appears in his mind:

"Are these two together or not? I'm dying to know!"

Gojo, abruptly dragged back to reality:

...All right, that's enough. He knows this isn't a dream now.

But Amamiya Gen, sitting beside him, has no idea what's going through his mind. Though he appears to be earnestly eating dessert, his thoughts have already run wild.

Listening as the man beside him starts imagining scenes unsuitable for children, Gojo, who's been subjected to this brainwashing for ages, suddenly gets a mischievous idea:

What if this guy knew they'd been able to hear his thoughts all along...

Wouldn't that eternally unchanging face make a really interesting expression?

Gojo immediately gets restless.

He quietly leans in. Amamiya Gen is still completely unaware of the danger, staring into space with a perfectly serious expression, when Gojo suddenly says:

"Gen, Geto and I aren't gay."

Amamiya Gen: "Hey, you don't get it. If they're not real, then I'm the fake one..."

The black-haired boy, busy roasting them in his head, suddenly freezes.

"..."

"System, was that you just now?"

"Nope, it was me, Gen," Gojo says, picking up the conversation with malicious glee.

Amamiya Gen: "..."

"?!!!"

Seeing Amamiya Gen's normally porcelain-cool face turn as red as a tomato, Gojo bursts into delighted laughter.

Amamiya Gen: Is there a way to escape this world with one click? Asking for a friend, and it's pretty urgent.

[Warning! Due to the plot, this story includes scenes that may give the impression Gojo and Geto are a couple, but there is no romance in the main text. They're all just really good buddies.]

[Coming Soon]

After the Tokyo Jujutsu High Gang's Figures Came to Life

[Q: I woke up and my fave was alive. Guys, is that normal?]

Here's what happened. After my usual routine of crying over my fave who died last night, I arranged all the figures by my bedside and went to sleep.

But this morning, my face hurt. Still half-asleep, I reached up to touch it...

It felt soft and fluffy, with a bit of fur?

Thinking it was some kind of unspeakable bug, I sprang straight up, grabbed the bug spray, and prepared to deliver a fatal blow to the evil creature at the scene of the crime.

But the thing under my blanket wriggled twice and then went still. A voice came from underneath.

"Let me out, damn it!"

I sucked in a sharp breath and braced myself before nervously lifting the blanket.

There he was: a 10-centimeter-tall little guy with white hair, blue eyes, and an impossibly adorable face.

It was my fave, the one I'd been thinking about all night!

But he could move.

Now he was glaring at me and demanding, "Hmph, so you're the one who ambushed me?"

Can anyone tell me what to do in this situation?

1L: No hope for you. Next.

2L: Does the poster have delusions? Recommend seeing a doctor.

3L: No picture, no proof. Don't believe you. Unless you show me.

4L: Why'd the poster stop talking? Clearly a scammer. Reported.

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Shenzaki Yu secretly bought himself another new waifu.

But before he could hide it, an incredulous voice came from behind him:

"You bought another figure?!"

He turned around and found his white-haired waifu staring at him like, "You got another cat behind my back?" Beside him, his black-haired waifu said nothing, but looked just as disapproving.

Shenzaki Yu guiltily looked away. "Ah... Uh... It's livelier with more people, right?"

Heaven knows he isn't a womanizer. His heart is simply divided equally into many pieces.

*

Shibuya Incident.

Gojo, who already knows about the brain's scheme, gives the disguised Geto a cold smile, then pulls out the Dragon Ball and shouts:

"Come back to life, my best friend!"

The brain: ???

What the hell? My brain's getting shoved out! Aaaah!!

Geto, returned to the world of the living, grabs the brain as it tries to escape and begins to settle the score with a smile that doesn't reach his eyes:

"You had a great time messing around with my body, didn't you?"

The brain: ...

I can't take this anymore. The other side is playing dirty. They actually have a resurrection item. Is that fair? (smiles)

[Reader's Guide]

#Told in third person

#Lighthearted and silly, with a happy ending for this worldline

#My own take on the timeline

#Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with a little Detective Conan crossover

Message: Love life!