[Warm on the outside, cold within, debauched and flirtatious, a teasing prince gong x a touch-starved, lovesick, ruthless, devoted actor-eunuch shou]
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[Fake traditionalist, secretly sultry and gentle gong x outwardly fierce but inwardly obedient, brother-obsessed puppy enforcer shou]
The capital is abuzz with the saying: "Eunuchs can sing opera, and nobles cherish them."
Third Prince Qin Hechuan is holding a birthday banquet at Tingcui Garden and has invited all the chief eunuchs. They're all scrambling to curry favor with their masters. No one expected our Lord Supervisor Xie to come and take the stage as a performer, warming things up for the Third Prince.
"Your Highness, what would you like to hear today? This servant has specially learned a song called Snow on the Chest. I wonder if Your Highness will like it?"
Xie Yu stood onstage with his hands folded, his body slightly bent. As he spoke, he glanced up at his master, his obsequious smile stretching almost to his ears.
Everyone below the stage glared at him like a pack of wolves, and insults rained down on him. But our Lord Supervisor thought they were just jealous because they couldn't lick the prince's boots and he had won the prince's favor. Let them curse all they wanted. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
You could tell from the title that it wasn't exactly high art. He had no shame about performing such vulgar songs in public.
"Since Lord Supervisor likes it, then sing that one. But you'll have to sing a little louder, Lord Supervisor. There are many people in the garden."
The Third Prince sat at the banquet table, looking the Supervisor up and down before giving him a seductive smile.
"If Your Highness likes it, this servant will sing anything." The Supervisor's lips curled upward as he gazed at his master below the stage with tender eyes.
The crowd around them buzzed, but no one dared speak loudly. Only a few bold ones whispered to each other. "They say this Supervisor has power over everyone, but it looks like he climbed to the top by selling his voice. Look at him, shamelessly begging to sing lewd songs for the Third Prince. We could never learn that trick."
"Exactly. Without that kind of skill, how could he serve the royal family and nobles well? Look at how supple his figure is, how slender his waist is, and the mark of the prince's favor on his neck. He must be so pleased with himself."
"The royal-born really know how to enjoy themselves. A little song and a sway of the waist, and judging by the look of him, who knows how wanton he is in bed?"
Onstage, the Supervisor happily sang for the prince.
Offstage, his expression changed. With a wave of his jade-white hand, the heads of those gossips were sent somewhere unknown.
The Third Prince beckoned, and the Supervisor hurried over, bowing to await his orders.
"Lord Supervisor, you have such a lovely voice. It's late. Come sing for me in my bed."
[Reader's Guide]
1. Younger gong, with a two-year age gap. The shou is a real eunuch, and there is a difference in status between them.
2. Both gong and shou have their flaws. The gong is extremely controlling, and the shou is pathologically dependent. Readers who care about character purity, proceed with caution. The gong is not pure, while the shou is. It would be too tragic for the shou not to be pure in this story.
3. Bittersweet, fragile-sugar romance, reunion after a long separation, mutual teasing and pushing-pulling, unrequited love, pathological dependence, melodramatic tragic romance, old-school style, and a gong who has to win back his shou.
(If you have any triggers, you can ask in the comments. I don't know what triggers people might have, since I personally have almost none.)
2025.1.25
Theme: Be brave and pursue love
Can there be a crematorium here? A scumbag and a cheap shou couple. Gong also said that he didn't want to give it away for free. His eyes were dirty. I thought uncleanness was in the past tense, but it turned out to be present tense. Then why should I be clean? It would be nice to play with more men. That's it. I'll never see you again. I'm going to block you.
Dashachun, what are you doing at the potion shop [angry] I smell the princess's bloody scent, I won't point it out to Dashachun [question mark] (from this chapter onwards I won't call you crane 🤔 I'm really angry 😭)
As soon as the little fish pouts, it lasts two chapters [holding the chin] I want the little fish to wake up, but I am also afraid that the little fish will wake up. This society is dead 😭
Stop bullying us little fish😭😭😭😭😭
Lao Li: He is a treacherous vixen [angry] Xiaoyu: Just breathing [question mark] Xianhe: Your Highness has known for a long time that Xiaoyu turned into a fox 😆
Good, good, good mutual fishing!
So sour and refreshing, this Tsurukawa is so funny at the beginning hahaha
When will Big and Small Fish truly usher in his happiness? [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy]
After scattering flowers, the crane is as hungry as a wolf and a tiger 💛💛
Oops, I'm married. When I read the title, I was really confused. Now my mouth is harder than ak's [Caigou] But what can I do about Xiaoyu's career? [Hold up my cheek]