My Husband Is a Spoiled Beauty in Bloom

Ruffian bandit top x spoiled, dazzling beauty bottom

A desperate remonstrance from a veteran of two dynasties has turned Wei Xiao, a bandit holed up in the mountains, into the most sought-after man in the empire. The entire court is scrambling to persuade him to leave his hideout and defend the country.

Wei Xiao has no grand ambitions. He just wants to marry a husband to keep at his stronghold, then have him give birth to a little bandit chief.

So one official played to his tastes and sent him a dazzling beauty.

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On the beauty's first day at the stronghold, he was determined to run away as soon as possible.

On the second day, he tried every trick in the book, crying, throwing tantrums, and threatening to hang himself.

On the third day, he smashed vases and bowls, then beat Wei Xiao.

Wei Xiao, a sucker for pretty faces, finally got angry. Looking good was no excuse for acting like this! With his face covered in bruises, he snapped the whip the beauty had used to beat him, then went all the way and forced himself on him.

But later, when he saw how pitifully the beauty cried, Wei Xiao let him go.

As it turned out, the beauty came running straight back on his own.

Duan Fengyue was the legitimate son of a Duke's household. Spoiled rotten since childhood, he had run rampant through the capital.

After his father died, his scummy father switched him out and sent him to the bandits' lair in place of his illegitimate son.

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At first, Duan Fengyue couldn't stand Wei Xiao.

He might have been handsome, but he was uncouth in his actions, crude in speech, ill-mannered, and fond of forcing himself on him.

But later... Duan Fengyue realized that Wei Xiao was the only person in the world who treated him well.

So when Duan Fengyue thought Wei Xiao was about to abandon him, he grabbed Wei Xiao's sleeve with red-rimmed eyes and said, "I'm the legitimate son of a Duke's household, and you've bullied me into this state, you bandit... What gives you the right to say you don't want me anymore?"

[Reader's Guide]

1. Animal personas: Mongolian wolf top x big, fluffy calico cat bottom.

2. The top has no manners, is a shameless rascal, and has no filter. He says nothing but embarrassing things, and is a little obsessive. (Bottom: "You're so crude!")

3. The bottom starts out looking like a spoiled, domineering rose, but is actually a weepy, high-maintenance sweetheart. Later, he transforms into a devoted househusband.

4. The political maneuvering is childish. Don't scrutinize the official system or other historical details, and don't read too much into it.

5. This isn't about promoting a hierarchy of legitimate and illegitimate children. The blurb is just for character development.

6. Contains [Old-School Dog-Blood Drama]. Don't read if that's not your thing.

7. Kink-focused story, with pregnancy and childbirth.

Blurb screenshotted on 2025.1.24.

"Found a Little Stutterer": rough-and-ready caretaker top x well-behaved, straightforward, pitiful, flirtatious bottom

Qin Cheng is a debt-collection agency's boss. When a debtor runs off, he goes to collect, only to discover a scrawny little stutterer locked inside the bastard's home.

The little stutterer knows nothing and looks underage, but a check of his ID shows he's already eighteen.

The little stutterer has a huge appetite and is never full. Every day, he blinks at Qin Cheng, looking like he's about to cry as he asks him for food. He's practically eating Qin Cheng into poverty.

Qin Cheng grits his teeth, thoroughly fed up. He feels like he's saddled with a dependent while still so young.

One day, Qin Cheng is set up by his boss, who has a crush on him, and made to drink alcohol laced with something. He rushes home, only to find the little stutterer asking him for food, looking so pitiful and delicious.

The little stutterer looks at the dizzy, muddle-headed Qin Cheng and says, "You don't look well. Let me help you. Can you make me something to eat?"

Qin Cheng, bewitched, accepts the little stutterer's "help."

Afterward, Qin Cheng regrets it terribly.

From then on, things take an increasingly strange turn...

Like when a thunderstorm gives the little stutterer a nightmare, and he wakes up crying, insisting on holding Qin Cheng while they sleep.

Like when he wears a plaid miniskirt from who knows where, points to his pale legs, and asks Qin Cheng if he likes them.

Like when he sees a female employee at the debt collection agency get pregnant and clings to Qin Cheng, demanding to have his baby. Qin Cheng, completely exasperated, tells him that men can't give birth. The little stutterer bursts into tears, and it takes three days of lavish meals to cheer him up.

Qin Cheng is at his wits' end. What happened to this perfectly good kid? His understanding of the world is all wrong. How is he supposed to set him straight?

With no other choice, Qin Cheng starts teaching him from scratch. He becomes both father and mother to him, and in the end, the little stutterer's partner for life.

[Reader's Guide]

1. One-on-one, both leads' first relationship.

2. The bottom is simply not fully socialized. Like a little animal, he has no sense of morality or shame, but he's not stupid.

Theme: The tree of life is evergreen