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A cold, feudal daddy type x a wicked, bewitching beauty
Yu Jin had barely finished his apprenticeship ceremony when his master, Xiao Ji, left him behind to enter seclusion. He waited three hundred years, and at last his master emerged. Overjoyed, Yu Jin rushed to welcome him, only to find his master had brought back a new disciple.
His master taught the new disciple the finest techniques, personally guided his training, refined pills for him to cleanse and strengthen his meridians, and took care of every aspect of his daily life, always asking after his well-being.
Yu Jin got none of that.
He hated it. He hated that shameless little bastard for stealing his master from him.
He pretended to treat his junior brother well, but made things difficult for him at every turn. His master gave Yu Jin a vicious beating with a whip.
Yu Jin was angry and disappointed.
But...
His master was watching him.
His master's taut abs glistened with sweat.
His master's figure... was so striking.
His master told him to go back and reflect on his actions. Parched and flustered, Yu Jin stumbled back and spent the whole night reflecting. The next day, filled with boundless remorse, he climbed onto his master's bed in revealing clothes, rubbing his face against his master's palm as he murmured seductively, "Your disciple knows he was wrong. Please be gentle with me, Master."
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On the night before he defected from the sect, Yu Jin had his first night beneath his master's body, writhing in pleasure as they made love. It was an utterly blissful night.
But that incomparable happiness vanished with the coming of dawn.
The emptiness in his heart could not be filled. Yu Jin wanted more. He wanted... to bear his master's child.
For a man to become pregnant was to defy the heavens. Yu Jin took countless pills, and even went so far as to force himself on his master, risking his master's disgust.
Who would have thought that, waking from a dream in the middle of the night, he would find himself unable to move a muscle?
His master leaned over him and gripped Yu Jin's chin. His dark eyes looked down at him, icy cold. "Wicked disciple, isn't this what you wanted? Since you never seem to learn to obey, I'll teach you myself."
By then, Yu Jin had become a fearsome demon lord. He knew how to behave.
Your master is still your master.
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Question: What do you do when your disciple won't listen?
The old Xiao Ji might have said, "Guide him and teach him. One day, he'll understand his master's good intentions."
Now Xiao Ji gave a chilly laugh and spat out four words: "Teach him through action."
Note:
1. This is a shamelessly indulgent story. The bottom has a twisted mind and needs intense attention, or he'll become the true biggest villain in the whole book. The general vibe is something like, "What righteous or evil? The little peacock knows nothing. He only knows he'll die if he can't have his master's love, and he'll take all of you down with him." The master is a man raised in a traditional righteous sect, seemingly aloof and reserved at first glance, but very feudal on closer inspection. Like: "My people have to obey me." Righteousness and evil have always been at odds, but you are the one saintly exception to my selfishness.
2. Animal motifs: Snow Eagle master x peacock disciple, with a bit of a baby bird and the adult bird who raises him.
3. A chaotic, anything-goes, melodramatic story. The bottom does not give birth, and the pregnancy is fake. Enter with caution.
4. The point of view serves the plot. If you're very particular about whose perspective you read, this is not for you.
5. Also: The bottom is the most beautiful person in the whole book, and has the biggest brain devoted to romance and his master. He needs to hear "I'd still love you even if I died" a hundred times a day. He simply loves his master, and no one can stop him.
Blurb written on August 25, 2025
Next up, I'll write a lighthearted sweet story, "Transmigrate into a Book: A Straight Man Dotes on His Mute, Lame Husband." The muteness can't be cured, but his limp will get better! Here's the blurb. Please add it to your reading list:
Zhou Mo, a game-review blogger with a million followers who specializes in simulation, management, and farming games, transmigrates into a book and becomes a failed exam candidate who starved to death in a drafty thatched hut.
Barely able to pass for human, he climbs the mountain with blurry vision to catch fish. He fails to find anything to eat and faints by the riverbank. In the final second before he loses consciousness, someone slips a piece of cornbread into his hand.
When he wakes, Zhou Mo chews on the cornbread and thinks of his kind benefactor's delicate fingers and pretty pink birthmark. He sighs, certain she must be a breathtaking beauty!
Zhou Mo dusts himself off and sets out with a young man's heart full of hope. He searches and searches, until he finally finds a breathtaking... uh, young man.
Zhou Mo's first love comes to nothing, but he makes a good friend.
His new friend is fair and delicate, with a heart-shaped face and almond eyes. He's mute, and has a limp, so people often bully him. Zhou Mo chases off some local ruffians and pats his shoulder comfortingly.
His friend, carrying a little bamboo basket on his back, shudders and instantly turns into a frightened rabbit.
Zhou Mo is baffled. Pointing at the ruffians fleeing in panic, he says, "Don't be scared! I'm straight, and I'm a good guy. I'm not like them, getting into man-on-man stuff."
It really works. After he says that, his friend's expression changes, and his face turns red with gratitude.
Zhou Mo is quite pleased. While working diligently to make money, he doesn't forget to help his good friend, either.
When he catches fish, he invites his friend over for grilled fish. When he finishes building his house, he invites his friend to warm it with him. When the chickens lay eggs, he gives his friend a basketful. And when there's no one at his friend's home to plow the fields, he does it himself.
At last, Zhou Mo receives a return gift from his good friend: a red handkerchief embroidered with mandarin ducks, and... a confession of love.
Zhou Mo: ???
Zhou Mo: What do you mean, a married man? What do you mean, getting married? I don't know anything about that! I'm straight!
Then his good friend slaps him so hard he goes blank.
Zhou Mo covers his swollen, red cheek and watches his friend run off in tears. He stands there dazed for two seconds, then takes off after him, his mind a complete muddle.
And later?
Later, Zhou Mo sits in a grand mansion in the capital, enjoying the cool breeze and marveling at his extraordinary journey from having nothing to living in luxury.
He has accomplished everything he ever wanted in life and achieved fame and success, except...
Someone nudges him from behind. He turns and sees his good friend with his collar open, showing off his little hickeys as he makes a hand seal at him, then places a sweet-smelling baby in his arms.
Zhou Mo takes the baby with practiced ease, picks up the goat's milk, and calls out, "All right, all right, I know. Time to feed the baby."
What a bother, ruining his chances of being straight. Hmph!
Zhou Mo: A self-proclaimed straight man who flirts without realizing it, accidentally becomes a "natural scumbag." An optimistic, hardworking, money-minded college boy with a pure heart. Straight, yet somehow got his wife to have two kids. A man who says one thing and does another.
Su Huai: A poor little cat with a disabled body who gets bullied. After his confession is rejected, he displays a startling talent for slapping people. Actually, a very sweet, well-behaved homemaker type.
Note:
The bottom understands "straight man" to mean an upright, honest man.
The bottom is a handsome, delicate beauty.
The Huai in Su Huai's name is the Huai in Chinese scholar tree. Little Huai will make his husband sweet cakes with scholar tree blossoms~
Blurb written on April 6, 2026
Theme: Teach according to the student's aptitude
A Straight Man, Raising His Mute Little Husband
My Ghost Husband Has a Split Personality
The Mad Dog Pursues His Beautiful, Immortal Master
A Delicate Beauty, Yet Strong Enough to Lift a Cauldron
Being [Redacted] by the System
Little Stutterer, Hungry, Hungry, Want Food
The Seven-Year Itch
My Husband Is a Spoiled Beauty in Bloom
Married First, Fell in Love Later With the Haughty Beauty O
My Beautiful Wife Is a Coldhearted Big Shot
So evil... The early bird gets the food [Glasses] For the first time, I feel that I have a good memory. I can remember all the descriptions that I like so much and I can't throw them away 😳 Next time I encounter a passage I like, I will frame it and appreciate it carefully [Glasses]
Pseudo bones, fake bones are great! In this way, Emperor Xiao Ji's head to govern the country was filled with his willful and cute younger brother Jin'er, who became the sweetheart hidden in the golden house, the beauty and troublemaker... Of course, he must also be a prosperous and wise king who will shine through the ages. I originally thought that Jin'er was something that the master lacked, such as Taoist heart, sword will and so on. It turns out that all of a sudden, it turned into the Tao Lord's seven emotions and six desires, and this undesiredness came up. "I felt that Jin'er was his at first sight..." Isn't that right? Jing'er has walked through the human world, chasing the master at the beginning and looking for the master at the end. He was able to endure two hundred years of hard work for the longing and love engraved in his soul. He is really an amazing Jinger. (Master Bao will not blame you for claiming his merits under false pretenses. He only hopes that you will immediately fly to the ninth heaven to hug him.) Just like the Master said, "Your nature is not bad." That dark evil spirit is the source of all evil. The mirror itself represents clarity. How could the Taoist Lord look at the opposite object day and night and be a bad thing... He was obviously born to be extremely talented and loved. The evil energy that sneaked over made the pearls and jade covered in dust. It was the master who slowly wiped away the haze with the warmth of his fingertips, revealing his original compassion and kindness. [I am a favorite in the eyes of the Immortal, and the Immortal loves me as precious as a treasure] (? Meow) It turns out there is a deeper love than the bond between master and apprentice. The key point of the master-disciple relationship probably lies in the subtle shaping and influence. The two people's dependence on each other for life and death is the most unshakable end point of the entanglement of fate. How can it not be considered a mutual achievement? Chapter 2 The flash-in-the-pan truth was actually ignored by me (I thought... I thought the message from where it came from could actually be attached to the mirror... I cried a little)... In fact, Jin'er's pretty fox-eyed look is probably Master's favorite look in his heart, hahaha belike: The apprentice pours tea. Master: Shameless! The apprentice takes medicine. Master: Immoral! Love is really a mysterious power. The key to the reversal of the ninety-nine and eighty-one tragedies actually lies with Murong Zi and Lou Qi. The balance of grudges is finally a foregone conclusion. I always thought that Jin'er's dreams, which often lasted for hundreds of years, were predictions of the future, but they turned out to be reappearances of the past. (Watching this made me feel terrified all the time... Please forgive me for making random guesses that Master will really let Lou Qi plot an accident at some point) No wonder Jin'er was so stressed. Xiao Ji has always had the aloofness of a superior person, but he is different from the solemn immortal who looks the same on the outside. There are waves of emotion and intention surging inside, allowing people to get a glimpse of a corner of his heart without feeling inconsistent with the image of such a majestic and towering immortal like a mountain. (Oh my God, this is enough to last me a lifetime) (Of course, only Jin'er can see certain aspects.) Daojun was born in response to the way of heaven, and Jing'er was enlightened by Daojun, so how can it not be regarded as a creation in the true sense of heaven and earth? If I give birth to a child... (I'm looking forward to it) Xiaobao: Woo hoo, grandma hugs... Jin'er: If the baby doesn't cry, grandma will hold her. Xiao Ji (suffering a frown): Jin'er, come down first. The days of catching up on updates are undoubtedly happy, as if there is a growing story accompanying me. In short, the flowers are finished! 😆 The thread that is very thin and easy to swell with love hehehe. (Star Eyes) You should also pay attention to your rest, and be happy every day! By the way, when will the new article be published (whispering)
I wanted to see animal sculptures, but the Snow Eagle boss picked up his pitiful baby peacock 🥺 Master, don't let anything happen to you. He will be resurrected and become the kind of Lord Qianyuan who descends from the sky, right? 🤷 Gagaga suddenly thought of the sentence "My lover will come to marry me on the seven-colored clouds" 😆
I read it in one go and it was so good. I am looking forward to the teacher's next book.
I like it so much, see you in the next one 🐰[purple sugar]kswl
Spread flowers ~ Those who have lingering feelings for this story should wave their hands 🤗
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard
When Master was distracted, he was no longer among the Five Elements... When you are guarding Jin'er behind you, you seem to be overbearing everyone [Cat Head]
After seeing happiness for only three seconds, my heart skipped a beat, and I thought the abuse was about to begin, but it turned out that the pregnant woman had awakened [spreads hands]
The little pregnant husband who makes sperm 🐰 The master must take revenge and come back in the future 🥺 [purple sugar] kswl