When the Phantom Became an Abe Figurine

OG somehow inexplicably transmigrated into one of Abigail’s figurines.

Though he grumbled inwardly every day, calling her an idiot,

he couldn’t stand seeing anyone bully her, not even with words.

Unless he got revenge, something just didn’t feel right.

A strange figurine suddenly appeared among Abigail’s toys.

It was ugly, but whenever she took it along, everyone who bullied her was sure to suffer bad luck.

Abigail decided the ugly doll was her lucky charm.

She liked it so much that she took it everywhere.

She even patiently washed and dressed it up.

Eric’s complaints: He’s a doll the size of a palm. Does this woman really need to fill a whole basin with soapy bubbles every time she washes him, then rub him around in it?

He always shows up wearing a proper three-piece suit, but she changes him into some bizarre, indecent scraps of cloth before he goes home.

It gets even worse when she grows a little older. She loops a red cord around his neck and hangs him around her own neck.

Does anyone wear a doll this big as a necklace? Huh? And leave it on even when they take a bath?

As it turns out, things can get even worse.

When she discovers that he feels just like a real person,

and that he has all the parts a person should have,

she starts touching and staring wherever she likes, and even tugging at him.

It’s simply, simply, simply shameless.

Theme: Love life, and life will love you back