Question: What's the most useless superpower you've ever seen?
Answer: Hip thrusting.
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Zhu Yi transmigrated into a book.
Not only did he end up in an ABO world where everyone had a special ability, he also became the most ordinary type: a Beta.
Being a Beta was one thing. Zhu Yi had thought he'd get an ability with MAX destructive power, like controlling fire or wielding lightning.
But he never expected this:
[Your ability is: Hip thrusting, a cure for infertility]
Zhu Yi: ?
In the original novel, Zhu Yi was a loathsome, vicious young master and a cannon-fodder character who stood in the way of the main couple's romance.
To escape his impending death, Zhu Yi decided to put his ability to use and open up shop on the spot.
When he saw the main male lead chasing after his wife, Zhu Yi cured his infertility with one hip thrust.
When he saw the main uke tearfully confiding in someone, Zhu Yi restored his stamina with one hip thrust.
After bringing one happy ending after another to life, Zhu Yi clapped his hands and prepared to make a quick getaway.
But then his usually distant childhood friend grabbed him. "Zhu Yi, why do you thrust your hips at other people every day? What about me?"
Zhu Yi: I'm done for.
Rong Feng thought his childhood friend had been acting strangely. He used to follow Rong Feng around, begging for protection, but ever since awakening his ability, he'd become more and more distant.
One night, Rong Feng secretly followed Zhu Yi out, only to see him turn into an alley. At the far end, someone wrapped in a coat was waving at Zhu Yi.
But then Zhu Yi vanished from sight.
Rong Feng: ? I'll find out who you're sneaking out to meet in the middle of the night!
But when he pushed open the door at the end of the alley, what he saw was
Beneath the scattered neon lights, Zhu Yi stood onstage in sunglasses, dancing with all his might.
"Come on, everyone... Let me show you my hip-thrust dance... Holy crap, why are you here, bro?"
Rong Feng strode onto the stage and dragged away the guy who was showing off. "Sorry, everyone. He's still young, and I don't want him getting led astray. I'm taking him home."
Zhu Yi never would have guessed that Rong Feng's ability would have such a profound effect on him.
He'd originally planned to help Rong Feng treat his embarrassing "infertility" so he could get together with the person he loved sooner.
But one night, when Rong Feng's hand accidentally landed on Zhu Yi, everything changed.
It was as if Zhu Yi's ability amplified Rong Feng's. Rong Feng held him by the waist and went at it for seven days and seven nights, then was still bursting with energy afterward.
One day, Zhu Yi held up an ultrasound report in front of Rong Feng. "Rong Feng, look what you've done! I'm supposed to cure infertility, so how did I end up curing myself?"
Rong Feng: Baby, did you forget what my ability is?
Zhu Yi: Fire.
Rong Feng: No. My fire isn't that kind of fire. It's the kind that sets desire ablaze.
Zhu Yi: ? (One thousand words omitted here.)
★ Extra-sweet ABO, mpreg, SC, HE, 1v1. The blurb is ready to go.
★ Fire ability (actually, desire-igniting) gong, hip-thrusting ability (the useless version) shou. Coming soon, hot and fresh!
Theme: Strive hard, let knowledge change your destiny, and start living healthily with yourself.