The Mouse as the Cat's Bridesmaid

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After descending to the mortal realm, Lord Wei was nothing but a rat spirit. Forget converting all those vicious characters assigned by the Celestial Court, even staying alive was a struggle.

The Celestial Court's punishments were harsh, and Su Shisan held a deep grudge... No one would listen to Lord Wei explain. She'd only had too much to drink. In her dream, she climbed onto the lampstand to steal some oil, but her arms weren't long enough. One jump sent her tumbling off Han Yun's back, and she rolled into becoming a Zishen.

How the heroine got her name: The fortune attached to this name was unbelievably good, but the fortune-teller said it didn't suit a woman, or she would suffer a lonely fate, her boudoir left desolate. I looked it up, and "boudoir left desolate" can mean having no man in one's life. It can also mean a woman may never marry, or may be unable to find a husband. Well, thank you very much. I absolutely have to use this name.

How the hero got his name: The poor guy didn't make it into the Twelve Earthly Branches, so he forced himself in as number thirteen.

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Zhuo Ya died suddenly after staying up late binge-watching short dramas. Then her soul transmigrated into a melodramatic short drama. She could only come back to life in the real world by playing out the drama's plot from beginning to end.

A background soundtrack that sometimes fit the scene and sometimes didn't, and colorful plumes of smoke that appeared out of nowhere, became part of everyday life. The blind boxes occasionally handed out by the System were even more bizarre.

Zhuo Ya could see the comments floating above her head, and her stats improved whenever the drama's ratings went up. So she began wildly pushing the plot off course, taking advantage of every chance she could find to become the heroine of a wish-fulfillment story and enjoy a life of luxury.

Comments: Yes, yes, that's exactly what the heroine likes. She likes people grabbing her by the throat and kissing her.

Zhuo Ya: What the heck, are you sick?

Come on, System. Tell me your name. I don't like insulting people when I can't call them by name.

Plot Six: Take Grandma to do something fun.

Zhuo Ya: Sure. I'll take my grandma to a bar and let her dance.

Plot Eleven: Slap the male lead in the face.

Zhuo Ya: Sure. I'll give him two big slaps myself.

Finale and System reward: Choose either the male lead or one hundred million to bring back to the real world.

Zhuo Ya: Do I look like an idiot to you? Obviously, I'm choosing...

Theme: Do good deeds and don't worry about what lies ahead.