The Frail Have No Right to Draw Talismans

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Just because I was born this way, should I accept that this is how I have to live?

You say I'm unworthy. Does that make it true?

Do we really need so many spectators in life?

Has this world ever treated women kindly?

Which is more frightening: people wearing human skin with demons in their hearts, or real evil spirits?

(I originally wanted to write a funny, relaxing story about retirement and going crazy, but it went off the rails again~~)

Unhinged version of the blurb:

She blew up a latrine full of shit. She swept the women's bathhouse. She dug through the grass to find bugs to eat. She pretended to be a calf.

She rescued naked men. She kicked her rivals in the lungs. She drank with monks. She became betrothed to a ghost…

Story blurb:

After her family is slaughtered, Luo Kehua embarks on the path of immortality.

Seven out of ten of her divinations come true, and she's even received an olive branch from the man at the very top of the divination cultivators' hierarchy. Yet she still dreams of becoming a great talisman master.

At fifteen, the fate of humanity and the rise or fall of the talisman cultivators are thrust onto Luo Kehua's young shoulders. She sets out in a daze, taking on the heavy responsibility borne by those who came before her without even realizing it. Gradually, she sees that the path ahead leads to certain death…

Even if she turns into something neither human nor ghost, Luo Kehua will never lose to the red-eyed evil spirits!

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Male lead: Babe, you're the chosen one. If you die, the sky will collapse over this whole world.

Female lead: Guess whether I believe your nonsense or believe I'm the Queen Mother of the West?

Male lead's inner thoughts: Hm? Do you want to be my mom?

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Fragile heroine VS trainee Heavenly Dao

Crazy woman VS crazy man

(P.S. This story has tons of author-invented details. I just want to go crazy.)

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"The Mouse Is the Cat's Bridesmaid" blurb:

After being reborn, Wei Shejun's true form is just a mouse spirit. Forget redeeming all those formidable characters assigned by the Heavenly Court, even surviving is hard.

The Heavenly Court's punishment is severe, and Su Shisan's hatred runs deep… No one will listen to Wei Shejun explain that she just drank too much, dreamed of climbing onto the lampstand to steal some oil, couldn't reach it, and tumbled off Hanyun's back with one leap, becoming a Zishen.

Origin of the heroine's name: The auspicious reading for this name is unbelievably good, but the fortune-telling text says it doesn't suit a woman, or she'll have a lonely fate and an empty boudoir. I looked it up, and "an empty boudoir" implies having no man in it. It also broadly means a woman may never marry, or may be unable to find a husband. Well, thank you very much. I absolutely have to use this name.

Origin of the male lead's name: The guy didn't make it into the Twelve Earthly Branches, so he forced his way in as number thirteen.

"I Became the Thai Entertainment Ghost Ship" blurb:

Tan Huai is a first-time fan and doesn't have much experience.

She just wants to timidly ask:

Did you also end up sitting across from your bias at a meal not long after becoming their fan?

When you bought a house, did you also end up buying the one right across from your bias?

Ruai Drying Out White Mud: The characters, actions, locations, organizations, occupations, plot... in this show are all fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Please don't take any of it as referring to your bias. I made it all up, I made it all up, it's all made up.

P.S. My dear Thai entertainment girls, don't lose your ability to study and read. Love yourselves and exercise.

P.S. I've never been to Thailand, and I don't plan to go.

Other completed works by this author:

"After Being Reborn, I Switched to Sword Cultivation" and "After Being Reborn, the Villain's Embrace Is Warmer"

Theme: The more you tell me I can't do it, the more I'll prove I can.