Ding-Dong, I Have a Secret

[A World-Weary Shou Who's Seen Too Much x An Gong Who Seems to Have No Secrets but Is Actually Head Over Heels]

Zhou Xun has a superpower: he can see everyone's secrets.

Like who's cheated on an exam, walked out without paying for something, hidden away how much spending money, been dating multiple people, or deceived, bullied, or tortured animals, and so on and so forth.

Zhou Xun: People are so cold. I don't dare get close.

After seeing too many bizarre things, Zhou Xun no longer trusts people easily. Every now and then, he even blurts out a few gloomy remarks.

He never expected that, to other people, his gloomy demeanor would come across as aloof and world-weary, turning him into A University's most popular unreachable beauty (strike that) heartthrob.

Zhou Xun: See? People really are strange.

But there's always an exception.

Like his roommate.

A brainless big puppy who tells everyone everything and can't keep a single secret.

Someone asks: How much money do you have in your account?

Big Puppy: XXXX yuan. (Shows them his account balance.)

Someone asks: Your bank card PIN isn't your birthday, is it?

Big Puppy: Wow, how did you know?

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun admires his big puppy (strike that), his roommate's honesty, but he's often wondered how the guy managed to grow up at all.

Especially since the guy is inexplicably clingy with him.

“Zhou Xun, I'll tell you anything you want to know.”

“I'm 1.9 meters tall, weigh 70 kilograms, and am 18 centimeters.”

Zhou Xun thinks that in this dark world, his roommate is a pure, untainted soul.

Until one day, he sees the secret his roommate has buried deepest.

That secret is called

Wanting to (beep, ) Zhou Xun.

Zhou Xun: ????

Theme: Speak your heart and treat people with sincerity.