A Feasibility Study on Fulfilling Mr. Dostoevsky's Ideals

My name is Unit 0. I'm a System familiar to everyone, and my job is to help my Host achieve their dreams.

One day, just as everyone would expect, I went to meet my very first Host... but something went wrong.

The first person I ever partnered with managed to bring me to my knees.

He was a Russian man named Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky.

Anyone who knows him can already tell how serious the situation is...

Yes, his dream is a tough one to fulfill.

Get rid of all ability users... Am I even allowed to say that?

But I had no choice. I'm a very dedicated System, so I offered him a few suggestions, such as instigating a world war or dropping a couple of big mushrooms to wipe the slate clean. But he just told me to "get lost." Of course, he put it more elegantly. He's not that vulgar, but it still broke my heart.

That is, if I had one.

But the biggest problem I ran into wasn't that. It was this:

Since I'm a rookie System, my work leaves a lot to be desired. When I bonded with him, a small mistake occurred...

I accidentally switched places with him, and now I'm the one controlling this body. (Or am I a System?)

What am I supposed to do? Will I be taken to System court?

Anyway, wish me luck!

Reader's Guide:

1. The story is told in third person.

2. A lighthearted comedy about a well-meaning rice ball and a simple-minded AI (probably).

3. OOC warning!

Theme: What is the human heart?