Also known as “Why Are There Bugs in Every Novel in Your Book Transmigration Bureau?” and “What Do You Do When Buggy Novels Keep Getting Abandoned and Left Unfinished?”
After an untimely death, Jiang Yuanshi was forced to bind himself to a novel-patching System and transmigrate into abandoned or unfinished novels to patch their plots.
Jiang Yuanshi: “TD.”
System: “In accordance with the Transmigration Bureau's rules, your renewal has been automatically confirmed.”
Jiang Yuanshi: “?”
With no way to fight it, he gave up and decided to go with the flow. He was here already, after all.
But he couldn't understand: was there nobody at the Transmigration Bureau? The mission worlds had no sign of review or maintenance, and bugs were everywhere.
[World One: The Heavily Rewritten, Abandoned Substitute-Bottom Melodrama] (Completed)
Jiang Yuanshi transmigrated into the bottom protagonist of a substitute novel. In other words, he was the substitute.
But in this novel, the scum top never chased after the bottom to win him back. Instead, he got together with his white moonlight.
The substitute protagonist went straight back to the afterlife, while the scum top and his white moonlight got to visit his grave and show off their love.
Jiang Yuanshi, after reading the whole novel: Huh? o.O
Jiang Yuanshi looked at his mission: [Survive to the end]
But his System, Z01, insisted that he follow the rules and stick to the plot.
Jiang Yuanshi: “What kind of demonic demand is that? Why don't you do it yourself?”
Z01 replied seriously: “Hello. I'm a System, not a person.”
The next second...
The Transmigration Bureau: [Due to a bug in the world, the System must now play the role of the white moonlight.]
System Z01: “...Me?”
Jiang Yuanshi: “Oh?”
At a banquet, System Z01 conscientiously followed the plot, staring blankly at the scum top and acting out their reunion scene.
His Host rolled his wheelchair over to the dining table and happily helped himself to the food.
At last, it was time for the white moonlight and the substitute to meet. The Host played along obediently, and Z01 was quite pleased.
But for some reason, the scum top seemed to have glitched again.
In the System's eyes: a polite handshake between the Host and the white moonlight, just as the plot required.
In the scum top's eyes: My white moonlight is holding hands with my substitute!
System Z01: “?”
Jiang Yuanshi: “What's it doing now?”
[World Two: A CEO Novel with a Swapped Top, a Ridiculous Plot, and an Abandoned Ending
The top and bottom chase each other in a sexy game, leaving the family doctor to weep alone at night] (Completed)
They say what goes around comes around. This time, Jiang Yuanshi, who had been wild in the previous world, transmigrated into the CEO's on-call family doctor, who had to work in the middle of the night and might be executed if he failed to cure someone.
Jiang Yuanshi, with a weapon pressed to his head by the CEO top from the very start: “If you want me dead, just say so. Why make me work first?”
Before he could finish complaining, he saw the bottom protagonist wearing an expression that looked strangely familiar.
Jiang Yuanshi had a bad feeling. Then the System calmly told him in his mind: “Hello, Host. There's been a bug. I'm the bottom protagonist now.”
Jiang Yuanshi: “???”
Is this bug never going to end?
And that wasn't all.
After several more worlds, Jiang Yuanshi asked: “How does the Transmigration Bureau itself have bugs?!”
Wearing the same deadpan expression as System Z01, he said to it: “System, I'm going to glitch too. Does that count as an occupational injury? Let's ask the higher-ups for compensation, and split it.”
Z01, who worked all year without a break, toiled tirelessly, and even had his pay diverted, said nothing. He simply submitted the request, then took the idea one step further: “Sure, Host. Would you like to send some bugs to the Transmigration Bureau while we're at it?”
Jiang Yuanshi: (looks at it with admiration)
[World Three: An Outline for a Cyberpunk A/B/O Story About Picking People Up] (Completed)
[World Four: “We” Hope for a Sequel to the Pixel Game's Open Ending] (Completed)
[World Five: “Reality,” Searching for “Jiang Yuanshi”] (Completed)
A seemingly well-behaved but rebellious bottom who loves to complain internally, has low self-esteem, and is a little unhinged x a stiff System who gradually learns to be more human, a double-standard, straightforward nonhuman top
System Z01 (top) x Jiang Yuanshi (bottom)
[PS:
1. The top and bottom take over roles out of nowhere. The System is purely a System, with no fragments. The System is not human.
2. The top and bottom are exclusive.
3. All the worlds have happy endings.
4. Both are each other's first and only partners, 1v1, happy ending.]
If you're interested, check out the upcoming novel A Beagle and a Cow Cat. Thank you~
Theme: Break free of your restraints and live as yourself
I feel very comfortable reading this article because my mental state has not been very good recently. It is really an unexpected surprise to read the completed article. It also sends [Purple Sugar] blessings for the first time (yes, this function has been around for so long, this is my first time to give blessings). Each character makes people feel like a living person just like the wish. And it is my preferred ending of evil being rewarded and good being rewarded. When it comes to resolution, there is no sloppiness at all. Finally, congratulations to the author on the completion, and I wish the author all the best for the next article! 🎆🎆🎆
Fan Dian laughed bitterly and said, "I can't remember. I remember that the first time I realized that I was a character in a novel, I was already being chased by my enemies. I got separated from Dr. Jiang while escaping. Lipu and I found a hole to hide. The place was dark and we couldn't see anything. I held Lipu and waited for a long time. There was no sound outside, no gunfire, no footsteps, nothing. The plot I knew in my mind was over." " "Then there was a gunshot, and I knew Jiang Shi was dead. I didn't know what to do at that time. I couldn't remember the location of my home or where I was. There was no one in my cell phone address book, and all the calls I made were empty. I could only hold Li Pu. I tried to chat with him, but there was no response. I thought he must have fainted from excessive blood loss, because my body was cold and damp, and there was a smell of blood, which should be his blood. I was a little worried about him, but because I couldn't see, I could only secretly open a crack on the top of the pothole. A little light came through, and something black floated in, like black smoke, but I didn't care. I just wanted to see Lipu. ""Catch a big bug for the author~ I checked the information and found that natural potholes are vertical and so deep that no light can be seen. Jumping into them will definitely aggravate the injury. Would you really jump into such a deep hole when escaping with an unconscious companion? And the top of the pothole is the entrance. How to open it? If instead they found a different type of cave, they would still have the same problem. If you go to such a deep and dark place, you won't see any light if you remove anything, but the phone itself has light. If you turn on the flashlight mode or adjust the brightness of the phone screen, you can roughly see the surrounding environment and companions. He had already tried to make a phone call, and he was very concerned about the condition of his companions. Why not use the light of his mobile phone to take a look?
The dialogue between the system and Xiao Jiang later is so difficult to understand [cheek-holding] I had to proofread and process it in my head before I could get a rough idea of what was going on, and it was still hard to understand their motivations. Forget about the system, why is Xiaojiang's way of speaking so human-machine? The subject that disappeared inexplicably and the strange sentence structure are really difficult to understand (painful)
Baby, you have an ending in mind, but Brother Z doesn't allow it 🐶
🌈 Who knows how to modify a program, but the other party chose the original version, thinking that although it was buggy, the other party was unwilling to learn how to use it, thinking that the most concise and understandable version
It's so beautiful, please write quickly! Hundreds of chapters were updated overnight!! [Spread flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
Sir, please stop torturing me, okay? I'm so desperate, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,...
I want to see the story of 404 and his partner... (Twisting)
"I need to lie to you" is a big bug for the author~
It's actually the first book. Madam, you are still too authoritative. Ahhhhhh, it's super beautiful. Finally, the young couple should always be happy 💪 💪 💪