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When Qiao Zhining woke up, he had an epiphany.
It turned out he was a greedy, arrogant cannon-fodder character in a melodramatic danmei novel.
He often interfered between the protagonist gong and shou, hoping to use his looks to swindle money from them.
In the original story, he was the protagonist shou's roommate. Obsessed with buying merch, he was always broke and often fell behind on rent. In the end, he made the protagonist shou cover for him. Not only did he fail to pay him back on time, he also teamed up with his delinquent childhood friend to bully the protagonist shou, both openly and behind his back.
Then, after spotting the luxury car of the gong who'd come looking for the protagonist shou, he shifted his attention elsewhere. When seduction failed, he tried to use the protagonist shou's private photos to extort money from the gong.
In the original story, the gong offered a million yuan to buy the photos he'd taken, hoping to protect the protagonist shou. But Qiao Zhining's character was too greedy to be satisfied. He demanded ten million instead, enraging the protagonist gong, who beat him so badly he was crippled, then kicked him out of the rental apartment to fend for himself.
Qiao Zhining still shuddered when he thought about that plotline. He didn't dare make the same mistake.
This time, he decided to scam the protagonist gong out of a million yuan and then disappear.
But who knew the plot would go off the rails?
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When the protagonist shou, who was over six feet tall, caught him taking pictures, the corners of his mouth lifted in a cool smile. He deliberately showed off his perfect upper-body muscles, backing Qiao Zhining into a corner of the bathroom.
"Like taking pictures?"
"I'm not going anywhere. You can just look."
Qiao Zhining: ...
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When he emailed the photos to the domineering CEO, the main gong,
the man came straight to his door.
"Are you trying to threaten me with these photos?"
Qiao Zhining nodded obediently. "Mm-hm. Name your price."
The main gong: "Ten million."
His eyes widened. "What?"
That wasn't how it went in the original story! Why was the offer ten times higher?!
The main gong's eyes darkened. "But I suggest you replace the attachments in that email with photos of yourself."
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One night, after Qiao Zhining got drunk and the CEO brought him back to his mansion to sober up, he got up to use the bathroom and accidentally walked into the wrong room, where he ran into the CEO's sunny, handsome college-age cousin.
Half-asleep, Qiao Zhining crawled into the stranger's bed. He tilted his head at the tall, muscular man before him, then shrank back nervously.
To his surprise, the six-foot-two cousin blushed under his gaze and stammered as he reached for Qiao Zhining's back. "Don't be scared, sister-in-law. I'm your brother-in-law."
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Qiao Zhining was a little slow on the uptake. By the time he realized something was wrong, it was too late.
He was surrounded by a pack of bad dogs, and every last one of them was crazy.
It wasn't just the protagonist gong and shou. His flirtatious, handsome straight childhood friend, the wealthy bar owner where he worked, and the CEO's puppy-like college-age cousin had all caught his scent and come running.
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A pretty, scatterbrained little money-grubber shou x a pack of gloomy, possessive, rabid dog gongs
1. An abstinent, cold CEO gong. 2. A cool, illegitimate son who's sweet on the outside and dark within. 3. A handsome, flirtatious straight childhood friend gong. 4. An innocent, loyal college-student gong. 5. An eccentric artist and rich second-generation gong.
- Blurb written on 25.1.16.
-- The following is a blurb for an upcoming novel. Please add it to your library --
Bound to a Feng Shui Master After a Ghost Started Haunting Me
Li Muchi was a half-dead office worker, but lately, a major problem had fallen into his lap: he'd gained the ability to see ghosts.
From then on, all sorts of ghosts took a special interest in him:
A mischievous little girl ghost: "You're so cute, big brother. I want to sit on your head and sleep."
A handsome young male ghost: "You're so pretty, baby. Such fair skin, such a small face... Hehe... I like you..."
A kind old ghost: "You look just like my adorable grandson. I'll catch a duck for you tomorrow to build you up."
Li Muchi was so frightened he nearly passed out. He shouted, "Please don't abuse this office worker!"
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The day his boss yelled until he cried, a little ghost put on a graveyard dance performance for him. Li Muchi laughed out loud and got fired on the spot.
With nowhere else to turn, he heard that a Feng Shui master named Shen Linwei lived in Linjiang City. He was aloof and taciturn, with incredible powers. Many wealthy people paid a fortune to have him read their Feng Shui and tell their fortunes.
So Li Muchi rushed over in the middle of the night to ask to become his apprentice.
After successfully joining the sect, he was delighted to discover that Shen Linwei was a walking ghost-repelling talisman!
As long as he stayed close enough to soak up his master's yang energy, he couldn't see the ghosts.
And so Li Muchi began an unabashedly clingy daily routine:
He sat beside him at meals, followed him to work, and even crouched outside his room with a pillow at night, hoping to sleep in his arms.
Shen Linwei raised an eyebrow. "Are you into men?"
Li Muchi looked aghast. "Master, you've got it wrong! I'm straight! I'm just craving your yang energy..."
Shen Linwei lost interest. "Oh."
His senior apprentice brother passed by. "You're pretty bold. Aren't you afraid Master will get up in the middle of the night and teach you a lesson with a spell?"
Li Muchi: "You don't get it. If I have to sleep with a monster, I'd rather sleep with Master. At least he's human."
His senior apprentice brother cupped his fists. "I salute you, hero."
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But later...
On a business trip, Shen Linwei said, "I only booked one room. You're sleeping with me."
When a male ghost harassed him, Shen Linwei cast a spell. "Good boy, close your eyes. Don't look at that filthy thing."
When yin energy clung to him and he fell ill, Shen Linwei said, "Take off your clothes. I'll help you."
Li Muchi: "..." This felt kind of strange.
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Until one day, after finishing an exorcism, Shen Linwei was tainted by demonic energy that amplified his desires. He slowly approached Li Muchi from behind, his eyes dark and his breathing ragged.
As Li Muchi watched, eyes wide, Shen Linwei, who was always cool and self-controlled, reached out and stroked his neck, then rasped,
"Come here."
"This is the most effective way to replenish yang energy..."
Li Muchi cried even harder.
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A timid, soft-spoken, sweetly naive office-worker shou x a cool, cunning Feng Shui master gong
Li Muchi x Shen Linwei
One-on-one sweet romance, happy ending
Supernatural anthology episodes + romance
An alternate world. The Feng Shui and fortune-telling elements are fictional, so don't take them seriously. The shou is quite straight at first and only wants to absorb yang energy, so it's half a case of turning a straight man gay (?)
Theme: Life is long. Be content and cherish what you have.
Brother, Don't Expose My Secrets
After I Was Reborn, My Younger Brother Started Acting Strange
The Inferior Omega’s Seduction Rules
I Left the North
The Foolish Beauty's Many Love Debts
The Orange House (Essays)
My Childhood Friend Is Always Flirting with Me
After Encountering a Ghost, He Became Attached to a Feng Shui Master
That NPC Is So Charming
JJ can actually have sex with me, so fuck me??? I remember that we were very strict in the past because several of these gold lists were locked, but now it's okay??
Do you have a good time with your roommates? Xiaofang, you have to be careful.
Mr. Huo was so angry that he fainted
The main text is over, and You and Fang didn't eat the rabbit in their mouths [cai dog] [cai dog] [cai dog]
There are some, and this kind of iron will stick to the bed, which is very scary.
I can't do it anymore. Ning Bao: Just bend down Lu: Enter
Cengceng can tie up my mother's heart.
I declare that dog attack is the most fragrant! (Dog Gong and cat Shou are the cutest 🥺)
The baby is still complacent, but he doesn't know that there is no straight man around him 🥺
Tsk tsk, the baby rushed over here before I pressed him 🐶